Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Generating Revenue Without Increasing Taxes

I am more interested in cutting spending.  But if I had no choice but to increase revenue, I would do it by taking over revenue by overthrowing countries that have a higher per capita income than the United States. Many of these countries currently have a higher tax rate than the United States and would benefit with lower taxes than they currently are paying.

September 7, 2011 Posted by | humor, Reagan Library Debate, taxes | , , | Comments Off on Generating Revenue Without Increasing Taxes

A Look at my Platform – Income Taxes

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on income taxes.

The current tax code is too difficult. My tax code would involve all Americans sending in 100% of their income and giving a refund every Friday once the government bills are paid for the week.

This will accomplish a number of goals:

  • It will make sure all of the government’s bills are paid and we don’t borrow to pay for government.
  • It will curb spending because many people will complain if they’re not getting enough money back.
  • It will assure that people have money for the weekend.

People will get less money back at first because we have to pay off the debt.  The goal is to eventually limit the amout of money government needs to spend to 20% of people’s paycheck.

As for getting paid every Friday, this will be in effect even if you only get paid once every two weeks.  Welfare recipients will recieve their benefits every Friday.  Hush money will be paid every Friday.

This is the most sensible plan because it allows government to pays its bills without running a debt and people will get a sense of how much it costs to run government.  People will also have money for the weekend every weekend.

May 22, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, economy, editorial, satire, taxes | , , , , | 3 Comments

If You Cannot Attend a Tea Party Today

Tonight I will be hosting an April 15 Long Island Iced tea party on BlogTalk Radio.  I realize there will be many people who will be unable to attend a tea party due to work or other commitments.  It will be a 90-minute show with information to reach the members of Congress and the Senate who are most involved with the budget and taxes.  I will also play my keyboard to keep the party going.

The show starts at 10PM Eastern / 9 Central/ 8 Mountain/ 7 Pacific.  Call-in number: (347) 945-7487

April 15, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, issues, taxes | , , , , | 2 Comments

Election Integrity

It seems that every time I turn on the news, there is some kind of voter hijinx caused by either the Democratic or Republican parties.  Whether it involves peculiarities in registration or it involves purging legitimate voters from the voter lists, both Democrats and Republicans are involved in the shenanigans.

If they think that the office of the President of the United States is a public service position (as I do), then there is no need to cheat.  Nobody ever cheated to be dog catcher or meter maid.  I believe in serving the public.  I don’t have to raise millions of dollars to explain this.

If Senators McCain and Obama are as honorable as they claim to be, then their campaigning and their parties should quit cheating and telling half-truths on the campaign trail.  The truth is that they are both afraid of my campaign and want me to go away.

A vote for Ahmnodt Heare sends many messages:

  1. You don’t want the cheating and the less than ethical campaigns both candidates are running.
  2. You don’t just want change, you want change for the better.  You want a president whose mother will not allow him to run for office like a snake-oil salesman.
  3. You want a candidate whose campaign is more than saying the other candidate is bad.  You want someone who runs on his or her record.
  4. You do not want a candidate who will raise spending by 5% instead of 10% bragging that he or she “cut spending”.  Leave the satire to us professionals.

If you want to be lied to, misrespected, or your intelligence insulted, then feel free to vote for either Senator Obama or Senator McCain.  If you want change for the better and to be respected, then tell your fellow Americans “Ahmnodt Heare” on Election Day.

October 22, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, commentary, Democrats, election, issues, Obama, Republicans, satire, write-in | , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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