Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Impeach Mark Sanford!

I rarely call for an elected official to be impeached, but the situation surrounding South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford warrant such a proceeding.  I am not going to call for an impeachment over an affair.  Elected officials are often tempted by hotties.  I cannot guarantee at this time that I wouldn’t be tempted if I was an elected official.

The reason why I am calling for Mark Sanford to be impeached is because of all of those trips to Argentina.  It is difficult if not impossible to govern a state while in a foreign country.  If I am elected President, I vow to minimize my trips oversees and to frequent only American brothels.

The people of South Carolina deserve a governor who does not mind living in South Carolina.  Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot be the governor of all 50 states.

June 30, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire, scandal | , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

My Comprehensive Plan to Stop Foreclosures

I was reading about the new baseball stadiums built in New York City when I came up with this idea.  Let the government buy all the property and build houses and give them to us.

This idea is not without precedent.  Taxpayers have been paying for stadiums and arenas for years.  The benefactors of these buildings have been the teams that play in the arenas and stadiums, not the taxpayers.  The government says that these buildings generate tax revenues.

If the government was to buy and build everybody a house, it would generate a lot of revenue and create a ton of jobs.  It would generate tax revenue because everybody would pay property tax because everybody would own a house.  This would also create a lot of long term jobs because it would take a very long time to create houses for everybody.

This plan kills two birds with one stone and would end homelessness.  Please tell your elected officials about this great idea.  This shouldn’t have to wait until I become president to get enacted.

April 24, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, commentary, economy, satire, taxes | , , , , | 6 Comments

Changing my Name

I am changing my name from Ahmnodt F. N. Heare to Chevy Ford Chrysler.  The plan is to confuse the person who writes out bailout checks.  When the check comes to me, I would take out $50 million of the $27 billion and return the rest to the government.  I would bail out the ailing prostitution industry and other industries the government is shy in bailing out.

December 10, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, economy, issues, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Changing my Name

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