About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Inspired By My Supporters
I have been a bit sluggish the last few weeks (more mentally than physically) due to dealing with stuff I shouldn’t have to deal with. Yesterday was the last straw. I am no longer putting up with stuff I shouldn’t.
I have set up some guidelines for myself because I want to be assertive when I have to be, but I don’t want to come off looking like a prick. Here are the guidelines:
1)Know what can de done and what can’t: I can’t prevent it from snowing, but I can pay somebody to clear my driveway and shovel out my car. Sometimes the roads are too bad for the help to come immediately. Being “green” and removing snow by “letting the sun melt it” is not an acceptable excuse.
2)Find if the person you are dealing with is having a bad day or if he or she is just an incompetent twit. This can usually be done by observation. If the person’s eyes are red and glazed, it’s usually the latter.
I was so inspired by the comments people were giving me for yesterday’s posting, that it has inspired me to make a poster. Feel free to print out the poster and hang it up in your bedroom, cubicle, locker, or jail cell.
Done! Now!
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March 10, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire | guidelines, inspiration, life | 4 Comments