A Campaign Day in Haiku
6:00AM
I got out of bed
And did my business so that
The dog could do his.
7:00AM
Eggs on a hard roll
Coffee and a Budweiser
Breakfast for a champ.
8:00AM
Watched the morning news
Wondering what’s happening
I still do not know.
9:00AM
Headed into town
To hand out literature
Of campaign issues
10:00AM
Literature snatched
Because cops hate my permit
The First Amendment
11:00AM
Talked to movie fans
And told them all about the
Cinemafia.
12:00PM
Went to the diner
And discussed my health care plan
“An Apple A Day.”
1:00PM
Went to hardware store
Rebuilding America
One nail at a time.
2:00PM
The Supermarket
Prices are so expensive
Shoplifting’s still free.
3:00PM
Walked the dog again
He did his business outside
Not on the carpet.
4:00PM
On-air interview
Canceled at the last minute.
One less thing to do.
5:00PM
Went to grab a beer
The bottles were all empty
From hearty breakfast.
6:00PM
“Family Guy”‘s on
I can’t watch them Sunday nights
Sunday Night Football.
7:00PM
Time to make dinner
Still have turkey leftover
From Thanksgiving night.
8:00PM
Talking to masses
Can be very difficult
With glitches abound.
9:00PM
Fixing the glitches
But the masses had all left
Will try again soon.
10:00PM
Enough of this day
Tomorrow will be better
Now I’m off to bed.
Haiku Contest
A Haiku Contest
Now until next Monday
Winner gets a smile. 🙂
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The haiku must have
good things about my campaign
And why vote for me.
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I’ll include haikus
When I write my haiku post
Explaining my views.
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Enter many times
The more haikus the better
Void where prohibited.
Haiku You Do?
Would you please write-in
“Ahmnodt Heare” for President.
Thank you very much.
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Ahmnodt Heare for Prez
Fights the cinemafia
Movie prices drop.
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Fighting Canada:
War from Nine to Five each day
Troops are home each night.
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Vote for Ahmnodt Heare.
Ahmnodt for America.
Ahmnodt Heare for you.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Inspiration from my Running Mate
If you are into poetry, you will love reading the poetry of my running mate, Pamela Villars. For those of you who weren’t around in 2008, finding a running mate proved to be difficult. I ended up having to run for President AND Vice-President. Below were some of the problems I had with running mate candidates in 2008:
I am pleased to say that Pamela Villars is none of the first four above. I don’t know if she is a Celine Dion fan or not, but at this point, I almost don’t care. It is easier to find a snowball in the Bahamas than a Vice-Presidential candidate.
Pamela’s writings are inspirational. Her writings have inspired me to write some haiku.
If you are looking for inspiration, check out her website and read her poetry. You can be assured that her writings are better than mine. Here is a picture of her showing what she won for coming in second in an Australian Wordle contest:
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April 20, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor | 2012 Election, haiku, Musings from the Newly Hatched, Pamela Villars, ppoetry, vice-president, writing | 10 Comments