Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

A Campaign Day in Haiku


I got out of bed

And did my business so that

The dog could do his.


Eggs on a hard roll

Coffee and a Budweiser

Breakfast for a champ.


Watched the morning news

Wondering what’s happening

I still do not know.


Headed into town

To hand out literature

Of campaign issues


Literature snatched

Because cops hate my permit

The First Amendment


Talked to movie fans

And told them all about the



Went to the diner

And discussed my health care plan

“An Apple A Day.”


Went to hardware store

Rebuilding America

One nail at a time.


The Supermarket

Prices are so expensive

Shoplifting’s still free.


Walked the dog again

He did his business outside

Not on the carpet.


On-air interview

Canceled at the last minute.

One less thing to do.


Went to grab a beer

The bottles were all empty

From hearty breakfast.


“Family Guy”‘s on

I can’t watch them Sunday nights

Sunday Night Football.


Time to make dinner

Still have turkey leftover

From Thanksgiving night.


Talking to masses

Can be very difficult

With glitches abound.


Fixing the glitches

But the masses had all left

Will try again soon.


Enough of this day

Tomorrow will be better

Now I’m off to bed.


December 1, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, health care, humor, issues, satire | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Haiku Contest

A Haiku Contest

Now until next Monday

Winner gets a smile.  🙂


The haiku must have

good things about my campaign

And why vote for me.


I’ll include haikus

When I write my haiku post

Explaining my views.


Enter many times

The more haikus the better

Void where prohibited.

August 22, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor | , | 2 Comments

Inspiration from my Running Mate

If you are into poetry, you will love reading the poetry of my running mate, Pamela Villars.  For those of you who weren’t around in 2008, finding a running mate proved to be difficult.  I ended up having to run for President AND Vice-President.  Below were some of the problems I had with running mate candidates in 2008:

  • Under the age of 35
  • Not a U.S. citizen
  • Felonies
  • deceased
  • Celine Dion fans

I am pleased to say that Pamela Villars is none of the first four above.  I don’t know if she is a Celine Dion fan or not, but at this point, I almost don’t care.  It is easier to find a snowball in the Bahamas than a Vice-Presidential candidate.

Pamela’s writings are inspirational.  Her writings have inspired me to write some haiku.

On November Sixth

Two Thousand Twelve – Ahmnodt

Heare for President

If you are looking for inspiration, check out her website and read her poetry.  You can be assured that her writings are better than mine.  Here is a picture of her showing what she won for coming in second in an Australian Wordle contest:

April 20, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor | , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Haiku You Do?

Would you please write-in

“Ahmnodt Heare” for President.

Thank you very much.


Ahmnodt Heare for Prez

Fights the cinemafia

Movie prices drop.


Fighting Canada:

War from Nine to Five each day

Troops are home each night.


Vote for Ahmnodt Heare.

Ahmnodt for America.

Ahmnodt Heare for you.

June 20, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election | , , | 1 Comment


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