Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Video Message for Lady Gaga

It has been vogue for Marines to ask celebrities to the Marine Ball.  I am not a Marine, but I figured I’d jump on the bandwagon.  I have decided to ask Lady Gaga to a dance that is dear to my heart.

July 18, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, satire | , , , | 2 Comments

What Made Me Sick

I am glad to be back home.  It turns out I wasn’t sick in the traditional sense.  It seems I had a severe reaction to nicotine withdrawal because I quit smoking Thursday night.

It would have been better if I knew this last night.  I got only two hours of sleep and was awaken to a roommate who was brought in.  I find it to be odd considering I was supposed to be quarantined and away from human contact.

Today I will stay at home, watch football, and hand out candy and campaign materials to trick-or-treaters.  I’ll do some campaigning in maternity wards tomorrow as time permits with my work schedule.  Tuesday, I’m off to Pittsburgh for the third “Orgies for Abstinence” and my hour-long radio special.


October 31, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , | 3 Comments


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