Video Message for Lady Gaga
It has been vogue for Marines to ask celebrities to the Marine Ball. I am not a Marine, but I figured I’d jump on the bandwagon. I have decided to ask Lady Gaga to a dance that is dear to my heart.
What Made Me Sick
I am glad to be back home. It turns out I wasn’t sick in the traditional sense. It seems I had a severe reaction to nicotine withdrawal because I quit smoking Thursday night.
It would have been better if I knew this last night. I got only two hours of sleep and was awaken to a roommate who was brought in. I find it to be odd considering I was supposed to be quarantined and away from human contact.
Today I will stay at home, watch football, and hand out candy and campaign materials to trick-or-treaters. I’ll do some campaigning in maternity wards tomorrow as time permits with my work schedule. Tuesday, I’m off to Pittsburgh for the third “Orgies for Abstinence” and my hour-long radio special.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 