Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Not Much Going On

Today is a slow day.  There are no updates on “Orgies for Abstinence“.  The CineMafia hasn’t done anything newsworthy lately.  Vanna White is still as lovely and talented as ever.  There is no confirmation or denial of my status of becoming the Hobo Party candidate for President.

It is for these reasons that I have decided not to write a blog entry for today.  I am sorry that there is nothing for you to read today and nothing for you to comment.  I am confident things will change tomorrow.

NOTE:  A special apology is in order for David, who I know was looking forward to read something I was going to blog about today.


October 21, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Party Politics

I am running as an Independent as president despite my being a member of the Oudda-Heare Party.  My days of running as an independent may be numbered though.  I am considered in the running to represent the Hobo Party for President.  In order to receive consideration, I am going to need your help.  It costs little and you will be helping others in less than two minutes.

All you have to do is bring some sandwiches and some booze to your nearest train yard.  As soon as the sandwiches and booze are distributed, you can leave.  It’s that easy!

Hobos have been ignored for too long.  Their unemployment rate is near 100%.  This is because companies are not creating jobs in train yards.  They are also ineligible for government assistance because for some reason, the government does not consider a train yard as a place of residence.

The hobos need your help because they won’t get it from the government or from the business world.  Once I become president, I will make an executive order declaring train yards as a place of residence.  Let’s help the hobos!

October 19, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, endorsement, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 5 Comments


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