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Recovery Stage

The doctor decided to release me from the hospital before finding out the results from the tests I took over the weekend.  One reason is that I have been relatively symptom-free for the last 36 hours (aside from the ill feeling I got from eating hospital food).  I think it was because the hospital was becoming full and they needed bed space.  The guy in the room next to me was checked in with a toothache.

The doctor told me that I should take a light workload if I could and to avoid stressful situations.  The first stressful situation I avoided was having the doctor call my parents and tell them what he told me and that they should return home.  I also avoided the stressful situation with checking out with billing before I left.  The doctor would have appreciated that I was a good patient who listens to his doctor if he didn’t jump off the roof of the hospital screaming “NO MORE!!!”

I will be doing all of my work from home this week.  Any clients will have to come over to my condo to conduct business.  I don’t like clients at my place, but I am following my doctor’s order’s.  I am also having a stripper pole installed in my bedroom so the girls from the nudie bar can come over if they want to work on their night off.

I will be a good patient and take it easy.  With an anticipated light work week, I will have time to catch up on the news and find out what is going on in the world.

March 25, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, health care, humor, Personal Life, satire | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Health Care Costs

It wasn’t really part of the debate question, but I felt compelled to chime in.  (Debaters tend to answer questions other than those asked.)  We need to find out why health care is so expensive before spending government money on it.  Hospitals are already getting money from room bills, medicine bills, parking fees, hospital cafeterias, gift shops, etc.  With all the money hospitals collect, one would think patients would get better food in hospitals.

September 22, 2011 Posted by | commentary, debate, health care, humor, Orlando | , , | Comments Off on Health Care Costs

   

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