Message to Riksdag: Stop the Blonde Supremacist Movement!
The blond supremacy movement in Sweden has reached epidemic proportions. I am calling for the Riksdag to stop suppressing the human rights of non-blonds.
Sweden used to be a country of openness and tolerance. They will welcome you if you are gay. They will welcome you if you are non-Caucasian. They will welcome you regardless of your religion. But if you are not a blond, you will be deported to Denmark before the Swedish Meatball hits the floor.
If the Riksdag does not recognize the rights of hairs of different colors soon, I will do what it takes to get Henrik Lundqvist deported back to Sweden.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Group Endorsement
A group in New York called, “Stripped of Our Rights” has endorsed my campaign. This is the first official endorsement by a group. They are extremely disappointed with President Obama’s record on human rights and that he still has us involved in wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
They are not happy with my wanting to war with Canada, but they have reviewed my platform thoroughly and concluded that I would be a better choice for President than either Obama or whomever the Republicans put out there.
New York based group, "Stripped of Our Rights" has endorsed Ahmnodt Heare for Predisent for the 2012 election.
I thank them for their endorsement and look forward with working with the group in the future.
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January 10, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, endorsement, Obama, satire | activism, human rights, political activism, rights, stripping | 2 Comments