Safe and Sound
Hurricane Lamar Alexander Arthur came and left southwestern Delaware with only rain (quite a bit) and wind (less than what comes out of a politician’s mouth), but no damage. Everybody in the Heare household is safe and sound and we are all awaiting the fireworks show that is about to begin across the street. It’s not the fireworks show that the town is having. It’s the show my neighbors have when they have a barbecue or party and there is alcohol involved. Hopefully, the police won’t have to come this time.
I will not be campaigning tomorrow, but I will try an impromptu campaign stop on Saturday somewhere on the Delmarva peninsula.
2012 NFL Season – Week 10
Last Week:8-6 (.573) Best Bets: 0-3 (.000)
Season to Date: 59-72-1 (.451) Best Bets: 12-14-1 (.463)
It would have been a great week if two things happened: 1)If I didn’t have to count the “best bets” into my overall record for the week and 2)If I won the election. Neither happened so last week sucked. This week will be different as I don’t have to worry about cleaning up after a hurricane or a nor’easter. I feel good about this week. Let’s see how long that lasts.
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 11/8 8:25 ET | Indianapolis | -3.5 | At Jacksonville |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | At New England | -11 | Buffalo |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | NY Giants | -4 | At Cincinnati |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | At Tampa Bay | -3 | San Diego |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | Denver | -4 | At Carolina |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | At Miami | -6 | Tennessee |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | At Baltimore | -7.5 | Oakland |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | Atlanta | -2.5 | At New Orleans |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | Detroit | -2.5 | At Minnesota |
| 11/11 4:05 ET | At Seattle | -6 | NY Jets |
| 11/11 4:25 ET | Dallas | -1.5 | At Philadelphia |
| 11/11 4:25 ET | At San Francisco | -11.5 | St. Louis |
| 11/11 8:30 ET | At Chicago | -1 | Houston |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 11/12 8:40 ET | At Pittsburgh | -12.5 | Kansas City |
Byes: Arizona, Cleveland, Green Bay, Washington
Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Better Way to Name Hurricanes
Proposed Odd Year Names:
Akaka
Boehner
Clinton
Dole
Ellison
Foxx
Granholm
Hunter
Israel
Jindal
Kuchinich
Linder
Proposed Even Year Names:
Alexander
Biden
Crist
Dodd
Ensign
Feinstein
Guiliani
Hoyer
Inouye
Jackson
Kyl
Lautenberg
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August 26, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, humor, satire | Hurricane Isaac, hurricane names, hurricanes, politicians | 4 Comments