About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Tribute to Billy Mays
Billy Mays, the greatest TV pitchman ever died in June from a heart attack. Many people have come to my website following his death. Like many people, I went and bought the stuff that Billy Mays endorsed that I hadn’t already bought. The only things I did not already have was the Awesome Auger and the iCan Benefit Insurance.
As a tribute to Billy Mays, I will be growing the patented Billy Mays beard. (As soon as I find out who holds the patent for Billy Mays’s beard now that he has passed on. I invite the ladies and gentlemen who have been following my blog to join me in growing a tribute beard.
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August 7, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, endorsement | Awesome Auger, beard, Billy Mays, iCan Benefit, insurance, tribute | 4 Comments