Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Hey, I Tried

I was hoping I could watch the Republican and Democratic Conventions without falling asleep.  There was hope the Republican convention could actually get exciting with Ron Paul’s delegates causing some kind of ruckus.  I heard through the grapevine that they did cause some commotion, but the media brushed it aside.

Watching the opening of today’s activities was not like watching paint dry.  It was more like listening to paint dry.  I do not know if RNC Chair Reince Priebus was drunk or is uncomfortable speaking in front of people, but that boy didn’t look right today.

I was considering joining a political party but thought better of it.  But neither party has many good ideas and it shows.  The best thing about being an Independent is that I can take the 2% of the Republican ideas that are good and the 2% of the Democratic ideas that are good and combine them with the 70% of the Libertarian, Reform, Green, Constitution, and The Rent is Too Damned High parties as well as the ideas I have kicked up over the years.

While there will never be a party convention for independents, that gives me more time to spend with real Americans while the other candidates hang out with party big-wigs with personalities of a wet dirty mop.  Time to clean the mop and ring it out.

Watching a party convention is like watching a telethon.  It’s all about a disease for which there is no cure and they want your money.  I don’t want your money.  It’s hard to like someone who does want your money.  Even a political novice like myself knows that an independent cannot get votes if nobody likes him (or her).  That’s why i try to be likable.


August 28, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Copycats go International

People have criticized me for campaigning in London in the past.  My campaigning has paid off in ways I had never expected.  The British tax proposal is exactly what I have in my platform.

I am the trailblazer worldwide.  I am going to have to campaign in Europe more and get Europeans to write their local U.S. Embassy or U.S. military base and demand that they be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world.

A sign of political leadership is when your message resonates with government leaders.  I have met that threshold.  You can vote for somebody for president who will hope I will say something new so that they will claim it as their idea.  Or you can vote for the originator of all these new ideas.

I am the trailblazer.  I am the originator of new ideas.  I am the trend setter.  Please vote for me for President in 2012.

September 20, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, Platform, satire, taxes | , , , , | 3 Comments

Leadership: Are you willing to say to the other candidates’ faces things you have said in your campaign?

It would be easy for me.  The only thing I have accused the others of doing was stealing my campaign ideas.  If you check the beginning of my blog from February, you will see that I went to Europe before Obama and my computer was hacked into before Sarah Pailn.

My campaign is basically about me and my ideas.  I almost don’t care who is president as long as thet run on my platform.  All I ask is that they let me live in the White House.

October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, debate, foreign policy, satire | , , , | Comments Off on Leadership: Are you willing to say to the other candidates’ faces things you have said in your campaign?


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