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The Illinois Senate Prefers The Way I Treat Seniors

I will take Rod Blagojevich at his word.  I will assume his innocence.   I believe Blagojevich when he said he was impeached for helping seniors.  Here is my take on the situation:

Rod Balgojevich circumvented the Illinois House and Senate in making drugs affordable for seniors.  He got those drugs from Canada.  The House and Senate were mad (as was I) that he was able to get drugs from Canada, but was unable to deport Canadians posed as “entertainers.”

I am sure the Illinois legislature would have been behind my “Affordable Food for Seniors” plan.  They might have been supportive of Blagojevich’s drug plan if it meant that Celine Dion would limit her concerts to the Holiday Inn lounges in Nova Scotia.

January 29, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, issues, legislation, satire, senior citizens | , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Chicago, D.C.

The following is an editorial written by Independent write-in candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare.

Senator Barack Obama promised change.  He promised change in how things were going to be done in Washington.  It appears there will be change in Washington after all.  He is in the process of turning Washington into another Chicago.

Chief-of-Staff designee Rham Emanuel ratted out Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.  He did not do it because it was the right thing to do.  He did it because there was no promise that Obama would get his “cut.”

I know this is a strong allegation and I cannot prove this is what happened, but I can paint a picture without using lead paint.  Chicago has had a history of corruption that dates back to Prohibition.  Buying a politician in Illinois is as easy as waking up.  I think they might even teach classes on how to do it.

I was glad to hear Barack Obama call for Blagojevich’s resigination.  Many politicians call for corrupt politicians to resign until they become the corrupt politician.  Senator Ted Stevens did not resign.  He just missed being reelected in spite of the turmoil he put himself in by getting free renovations done on his home.

The economy is in recession.  People don’t have the money to buy off politicians.  The sooner they realize this in Chicago and Washington, the sooner we can spend money on reviving the economy and restore brothels so women won’t have to go to bed hungry.

We don’t need to change Washington into another Chicago.  Michael Jordan tried it when he played for the Washington Wizards.  Washington didn’t become Chicago then, and it won’t become Chicago now.

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, commentary, economy, editorial, election, issues, Obama, politics, satire, scandal, write-in | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Chicago, D.C.

Almost a Senator

I almost became a U.S. Senator representing Illinois.  I did not have the money to pay Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich for the job.  I thought that $100 would have been enough, but it wasn’t.  He wanted more money, and I was going to take out a loan to buy the position, but the federal authorities stepped in and ruined my chance to be a Senator.

I do not know why the authorities fear me so much.  Whether it is the federal or local authorities, people seem to go out of their way to make sure I don’t hold office.  I doubt they are Canadian, since they work for our government.  The only logical explanation is that the Cinemafia has infiltrated our government and is willing to do the same thing to our country as they have done to their industry.

Things like this happen when I am not elected President.  I hope you have learned your lesson.

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, commentary, election, issues, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, scandal | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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