Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Two Down, Two to Go

Barack Obama was inaugurated two years ago today.  I will be inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States two years from today.  Hang in there, America…  I’ll be sworn in soon enough.

There has been an arrest of over 100 mafia members.  This appears to be good news until one digs deeper.  None of these alleged mobsters belong to the Cinemafia.  Looking at some of the crimes they were charged with, I see the mafia’s biggest problem is that they are trying to move in to the government’s turf.  This is the government sending a stern message:  “We already have Social Security.  We do not need a competing ponzi scheme.”

As President, I will look for better ways to perform government functions.  If the mafia can extort, blackmail, and distribute narcotics better than the U.S. government, I will let the mafia take over those vital government functions.

 

January 20, 2011 Posted by | campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | , , , , | 2 Comments

Thank You, Massachusetts!

The people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts have listened to my call not to write my name in as a candidate for Senate.  I am now able to continue to pursue my goal of becoming the 45th President and being inaugurated on January 21, 2013.  (January 20 is the normal day, but since it falls on a Sunday, the ceremony will be on the 21st, a Monday).  It will also be the day Martin Luther King’s birthday is observed.

I congratulate Scott Brown on winning the election.  He will be a great Senator if he follows my platform.

January 19, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, satire, write-in | , , , | 1 Comment

2009 In Review (Part 1)

2009 was a most interesting year.  Instead of moping how the Republicans and Democrats control everything, I offered to help them.   I unveiled my jobs program and a quick inaugural ceremony for a cold winter day,

If there is one thing I like about President Obama (and by like, I mean love), it’s his stance on Canada.  We don’t see eye-to-eye on much, but he does like to steal my campaign ideas.

March was a weird month but I don’t remember much of it.  I did receive some advice from former President Ford through a medium.

2009 wasn’t all about politics.  I shared some of my grandmother’s recipes.  I also shared my passion for the Washington Redskins.

Tomorrow, I will share my retrospective on things that happened between April and June.

December 22, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, humor, issues, Obama, satire, Washington | , , , , , | Comments Off on 2009 In Review (Part 1)

How the Inauguration of Ahmnodt Heare Would Have Gone

President Obama is off to a good start if you go by the inauguration.  Although the ceremony was good, I would have done things a little bit differently.

The Opening Prayer would have been offered by Father Guido Sarducci.  He is a nice man.

Celine Dion and Anne Murray would sing the National Anthem.  They would be deported to Canada after the ceremony.

I would have not use my middle names, but I would use both initials.  My middle names are Francis Nathaniel.  I would start the Oath of Office by saying, “I, Ahmnodt F.N. Heare. . .”

My speech would be short.  I don’t like to stand out in the cold for a long time.  Besides, I have a lot of Presidential stuff to do.

The closing benediction would have been done by an auctioneer.  They talk fast and the ceremony could end so we’d all can go get warm.  I would replace the Inaugural Ball with the “Inaugural Hockey Classic”.  The game would be played between the Washington Capitals and the Ottawa Senators at FedEx Field.

Here we go.  Only four years to go until my inauguration.  Hang in there. 🙂

January 20, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, issues, Obama, politics, satire, Washington | , , , , | 8 Comments

Hey, I Got One Right!

For those who who have been following my predictions on the NFL Playoffs, you know why I’m not on ESPN GameDay.  That does not stop me for making predictions.  Even a clock is correct twice a day.

I will point out that I did pick the Steelers to win last night.  The Steelers win improved my record to 2-8 in the playoffs.  I will make my highly-anticipated Super Bowl XLIII prediction on Wednesday.

Tomorrow, I will give my insight on the inauguration and offer what I ill do different when I become President in 2012.

January 19, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Obama, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Inauguration Envy

I admit it, I envy Barack Obama.  I do not know if I will be able to watch the inauguration on Tuesday.  I worked so hard campaigning and nothing to show for it.  I am going to take this envy and use positive energy.

There are only 3 years, 9 months, and 20 days until the 2012 General Election.  I invite you to read my past and future posts and to comment to any of my posts.  I also invite you to the Inaugaration in 2013 as I become the 45th President of the United States.

January 16, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Back to the Trail

Some people have been asking what my website is all about.  It is about an independent candidate for President and his campaign.  I started running in February 2008.  I heard from a dozen people that they would vote for me if I had a chance.

If I wait until February 2012, I will face the same problem.  I decided to run for 2012 soon after the 2008 election.  When my supporters and I arrive in Washington next week, it will be to campaign for my 2012 campaign.  It is not to disrupt the inauguration or to rub it in to Obama supporters that I am the better candidate.

There will be 5,000,000 people in Washington next week.  Be sure you say “Hi.”  I’ll be easy to recognize.  I’ll be the one wearing the “Ahmnodt Heare for President” ski cap and a black parka.

January 14, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama, politics, satire | , , , , , | 3 Comments

   

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