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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Sometimes You Need to Rant
http://yorksranter.wordpress.com/2008/11/28/a-short-film-about-killing-turkeys/
This is an anti-American rant from somebody in England. He or she doesn’t like that the president pardons a turkey every Thanksgiving.
Let me tell you about British elitism. but before I do, I will tell you this little tidbit. There are only two societies in the world where incest occurs at an alarming rate. In America, we call them “hicks”, in Great Britian, they’re called, “royalty.”
It seems that things are going so slow in the British news cycle that people there are watching our president pardon a turkey. They claim they don’t like Americans, but they can’t get enough of America in their newscasts. It’s not that we in the States are too stupid to know that Gordon Brown is their prime minister. It’s that we don’t care.
I am deeply disturbed at the American media’s obsession over royal inbreds and I wish it would stop. What the “Royal Family” does has little to do with international affairs and much to do with pomp and fluff.
Note to rants like the one who posted the article I am referring to: We know that some aspects of American culture leaves much to be desired. However; your poop also reeks.
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November 29, 2008 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, foreign policy, politics, satire | American, British, Bush, culture, Gordon Brown, incest, poop, Queen Elizabeth, rant | 3 Comments