About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Reaching Out
Politicians like to reach out to others. It is to show you that they care about you. I also like to show that I care. (And not just because showing that you care takes less effort than actually caring.)
In the comments section below, feel free to let me know what I should be working on once I am president. I realize that I don’t know everything so I need you to write down the things I should be working on.
One of the things I will not be working on too much is the economy. It needs to be fixed, but every time somebody tries to fix it, it gets worse. The economy is like a rash on the body, Leave it alone, and it will eventually clear up. Keep scratching it, and the rash gets infected.
While I wouldn’t attempt to fix the economy, I would bail out institutions that meet my standards for receiving a bailout. The same would go for jobs.
So go ahead and tell me the things you want me to work on. It is important to show that I care.
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January 2, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, economy, editorial, humor, Platform, satire | caring, infection, itch, politicians, rash, showing | Comments Off on Reaching Out