Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

How to One-Up Them

Most people hate talking about politics.  The few who like talking about politics are the people who like to rub your nose in it when they tell you they know a mayor or a councilperson.  Getting back at them is easy and it starts with these four words:

“I Know Ahmnodt Heare!”

Their jaws will drop when you say that with unabashed pride.  They may ask for some proof.  That’s OK.  Just point out one of the issues that I stand for.  Some of my ideals come from people like you.  The ideas that don’t come from you are inspired by you and people like you.  You are a major influence in a presidential candidate.  I think that trumps knowing a mayor.

July 13, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, politics, satire | , , , | 6 Comments

The Children Get It

People have criticized me for years for campaigning to children who will not be allowed to vote in 2012.  While it’s true that they cannot vote for me in the upcoming presidential election, it doesn’t mean I won’t be their president.  It is important to teach children at a young age to be model citizens.

I often teach children the dangers of the Cinemafia and how to avoid the lure of being a child star.  According to a recent story, they have been paying attention and they have been taking my advice.

Miley Cyrus was voted as being the worst influence on children in 2010.  This wasn’t voted on by registered voters or by that lame parenting group Tipper Gore belongs to.  The people who voted were the children themselves.  Many of these children are under 15 and will not be able to vote for me next year.  They know that smoking saliva salvia is bad.  They know they shouldn’t be known as “the kid who smokes from a bong.”  Most of all, they know not to allow themselves to interact with the Cinemafia and their promise of fame and fortune, only to have their adult lives be a train wreck.

As long as good people take the time to be an influence on children, we won’t have to worry about bad people influencing them.

January 30, 2011 Posted by | campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Looking at Polls

I saw a poll about college students and how they think Barack Obama is doing as President.  The part of the poll that I found shocking wasn’t that 41% of the job he is doing or that 30% disapprove.  The part I found disturbing is that 29% don’t have an opinion.  This is up 4% from 2009.

The President of the United States is the leader of the free world.  It is important that people know what the president is doing.  A president should be influential.  If 1/4 of American college students do not have an opinion of you, then you aren’t being very influential.  If you don’t have influence, you can’t lead.

I will be campaigning on college campuses.  College students will know who I am and will be influenced.  Some students will like what I am saying and what I will do as President.

I have a lot of work to do between now and Election Day 2012 to get college students influenced enough to go to the polls and write in “Ahmnodt Heare.”  The biggest problem I have is that I cannot be at every college campus every weekend.  If you have a free weekend, please visit your local college and spread the word.

October 16, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Obama, Poll, satire | , , , | 4 Comments

Ahmnodt an Influence

An anonymous supporter has said that I am in influence on his or her life.  He or she went out of his or her way to show that I have been an influence that he or she nominated me for The Influence Project.  This kind person also showed me how you can vote for me as a person of influence.  All you have to do is click this link* and wait for the page to load.  Once the page loads, you are done.  That’s it.  I even did it because I think I have been an influence on my life.

If I have been an influence in your life, please take a few seconds and click the link.  That is all you will have to do.  Thank you for your continued support.

*Link opens in a new window which can be closed as soon as the page finishes loading.

August 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, change, commentary, humor | , , | 2 Comments

Religious Influences

Some of my religious influences include Father Guido Sarducci, Touchdown Jesus, and Homer Simpson. They guide me through my trials and tribulations.

April 13, 2008 Posted by | campaign | , , , | Comments Off on Religious Influences

   

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