Ahmnodt Heare for President

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2012 NFL Season – Week 8

Last Week: 8-4-1 (.654) Best Bets: 2-0-1 (.833)

Season to Date: 44-59-1 (.423) Best Bets: 10-10-1 (.500)

I can’t get too excited though I am coming off of my best week this season.  I sometimes make picks without having all of the facts I need to make an informed decision.  I will not make a decision without having the facts as President.  My cabinet will be full of people who get facts.  To the best of my knowledge, I have all of the facts for this weekend’s games.

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
10/25 8:25 ET At Minnesota -6 Tampa Bay
10/28 1:00 ET New England -7 St. Louis
(At London)
10/28 1:00 ET At Tennessee -3.5 Indianapolis
10/28 1:00 ET At Green Bay -15.5 Jacksonville
10/28 1:00 ET San Diego -2.5 At Cleveland
10/28 1:00 ET At Philadelphia -2.5 Atlanta
10/28 1:00 ET At Detroit -2 Seattle
10/28 1:00 ET At NY Jets -2.5 Miami
10/28 1:00 ET At Chicago -7.5 Carolina
10/28 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -4.5 Washington
10/28 4:05 ET At Kansas City -1 Oakland
10/28 4:25 ET NY Giants -2 At Dallas
10/28 8:30 ET At Denver -6 New Orleans

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

10/29 8:40 ET San Francisco -6.5 At Arizona

Byes: Baltimore, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Houston

Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics

October 25, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, NFL Picks | , , , , | 2 Comments

Starting From Scratch

Preparations are now underway for Orgies for Abstinence V.  I thought I had pamphlets left over from Orgies for Abstinence IV, but I do not.  I couldn’t find a copy on my hard drive or on any USB drive or CD-Roms.  These pamphlets are a vital part of bringing abstinence awareness at orgies.  Without them, it will be like any other Friday night.

i went through search engines hoping to find a template for abstinence.  I couldn’t find a template, but I did find a Christian organization that was selling pamphlets.  This cannot do.  Abstinence information is too important to sell.  This information should be available for free.

I will be volunteering next weekend for the “Condoms for Cousins” campaign up in the mountains.  I am hoping we can get enough condoms so I could have some of what is left over for the “Orgies for Abstinence” campaign.

Critics in the past have asked my why do I need condoms and Viagra to promote abstinence.  It is fair and valid question.  The answer is the same reason why the military uses guns, bombs, and tanks to promote peace.  Sometimes you have to do what is against your beliefs to get to the point where you can abide by your mores.

The formatting for pamphlets will make it impossible to post it here, but when I am finished, I will provide a link to where you can print it in WYSIWYG format.

February 28, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, politics, War | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Possible Cause for Concern

I mentioned in a previous blog that I tend to learn from my mistakes.  I am saddened to announce this is not always the case.  I should have remembered that when I was in Europe last year, that the growth for the campaign dwindled to almost flatline.  The same thing happened again this year.

The record has to be set straight.  I am in constant communication with what is happening in America.  I read news websites everyday.  I listen to news radio feeds over the Internet.

Just because I am out of the country does not mean I am forgetting about America’s problems.  I probably pay more attention to American news when I am abroad because I can’t see American headlines when I am traveling.

I am home now and will be working to help America be a better place to live.  Thank you for your continued support.

March 24, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, foreign policy, issues, satire | , , , | 1 Comment


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