Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Hello Out There!

Two weeks after I moved, I am pleased to announce that I once again have internet service.  The business client that dropped me when I couldn’t get the projects I had done for him has decided to go with my ideas and has rehired me.  Governor Chris Christie mentioned me during a press conference.  he said, “Ahmnodt Heare to make friends.”  I’m glad he realizes that I am a friendly fellow.

It might take me a while to get back in the groove of blogging without the need to rush what I am trying to think.  I hope to get back in the groove by November.  This will give me two whole years to get stuff done.

I am heading off to bed.  I have a lot to do tomorrow so I can rest over the weekend.

May 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , | 1 Comment

Now It Makes Sense

I am still without Internet service and will continue to have to post entries from WiFi hot spots for another week.  I spent last night wondering why it could take so long.  The cable company claimed that they ran of modems.  I believed that until yesterday afternoon, when I saw another cable guy with modems in the back of his truck.  After having a brief discussion with him, it seems there was never a modem shortage.

It just dawned on me now why I do not have internet service.  The internet service I wanted is coming from the cable company.  Cable companies also offer television channels (including movie channels).  Cable companies make money selling movie channels.  A large portion of my presidential campaign is fighting the movie industry.  They are playing hardball because I refuse to get a movie package for my cable.

Now that we know that the cable company is just another arm of the Cinemafia, we will see if I will have internet access next Thursday as is now scheduled.  If I do not have internet service, then my fears will have been proven correct.  I should invite people to my house next Thursday just to make sure that they don’t try any type of foul play.

The Cinemafia is weakening.  They were exposed trying to pimp out Miley Cyrus jewelery with toxic metals.  They will stop at nothing to generate revenue for themselves.  This includes pimping children and selling toxic jewelery to kids.  They make me sick.  My goal as president is to abolish the Cinemafia.  They know it and are beginning to fear my campaign.  That is why I still do not have internet.  It explains a lot of weird stuff that has happened to me lately.

The Cinemafia is among us.  I urge using caution when dealing with these people.  They have no limits.

May 21, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, commentary, humor, satire, scandal | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Bus Tour

I had decided at the last moment to take a trip to Oneonta, NY today.  Instead of driving, I decided to take a bus.  The bus I am taking has internet access so I can keep in touch with my supporters throughout the trip.  I am currently in South Hackensack, NJ.  It doesn’t seem to be the type of pl,ace with expensive and luxurious houses.  It probably explains why Billy Joel moved out.

September 21, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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