Lessons of Iraq
I learned that if I tell my fellow Americans that the country I invade will pay for the war, I would make that country pay for the war. No more freeloading invadings in an Ahmnodt Heare administration.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Obama the Cinemafioso
I have come to the conclusion that President Obama is a member of the Cinemafia. Instead of sending troops to Canada and stopping Canada and their destruction of American entertainment, President Obama is sending more troops to Afghanistan.
If President Obama had an understanding of what Canada has done to American entertainment, he would have invaded Canada soon after he was inaugurated. Instead, he is sending more troops to Afghanistan. The Afghans have done nothing to destroy our entertainment. Americans tend to ignore Afghani entertainers because we as a people tend not to understand jokes told in Urdu.
Instead of planning sessions on an invasion of Canada with top officials in the Pentagon, President Obama is entertaining Martin Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and others who benefit from the CineMafia.
Your honeymoon is over President Obama. Americans are on to what you are doing to our country and we want it stopped now!
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December 3, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Afghanistan, Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, foreign policy, humor, satire, War | Barbra Streisand, invasion, jokes, Martin Sheen, Urdu | 3 Comments