About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Revised Picks for Cabinet
NOTE: Some are left blank. Some revisions have been made since my original picks. Be sure to check this page often as I fill my cabinet.
President: Ahmnodt Heare
Vice-President: Pamela Villars
Secretary of State: David _______
Chief of Staff: Claire Collins
Press Secretary: “Gryphon” Aerie
Secretary of Commerce: Oprah Winfrey
Secretary of the Interior: Martha Stewart
Secretary of Energy: Matthew Lesko
Secretary of Defense: Mike Singletary
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Secretary of Education: George W. Bush
Secretary of the Treasury: Dennis Kozlowski
I would also make picks in the following:
Federal Reserve Chair: Bernie Madoff
U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations : Alex Jones
U.S. Ambassador to France: Mike Lansing
NBA Commissioner: Isiah Thomas
Note: Offices and Prospects in italics were added on February 4, 2010.
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September 8, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, politics, satire | Alex Jones, Ambassador to the UN, Bernie Madoff, Claire Collins, David, Gryphons Aerie, Isiah Thomas, Jack Kevorkian, Mike Lansing, Mike Singletary, Oprah, Paris Hilton | 13 Comments