Obama the Genius
I never thought I would say this, but Barack Obama is a genius. People (including I) have been criticizing his foreign and health care policies. But from what I had to figure out, he has tied the two together to keep Americans safe. Here’s how:
ISIS – Rumor has it that there are ISIS troops in Mexico and are soon to invade the United States. Even President Obama knows that drone strikes can’t be done in the United States like they have been done in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. And sending the troops needed to protect the border isn’t as feasible as one would think as there isn’t enough housing for all of the troops. So how does he stop ISIS from becoming a terror nightmare?
He stops ISIS be sending Ebola patients to the border. That’s why there are Ebola patients in Texas. The females will be disguised as ISIS sympathizers and slip the fighters tongue and other ways to send their bodily fluids into the bodies of ISIS. They get sick and they die.
Well played, Obama. Well played.
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