Big Day Tomorrow!

Tomorrow is a big day in America.  We will be deciding which direction America will take for 2013 and beyond.  We can vote for a better future, or we can vote for Mitt Romney or Barack Obama.  It’s up to you.

You want things to get better as much as I do.  This makes me believe that you will not be voting for Obama or Romney.  Nothing they have said or done has shown that they will do anything to make entertainment affordable.  Neither candidate has been in areas affected by Hurricane Sandy since President Obama went to the Jersey Shore on Friday  (He did not see Snooki or J-Woww.) .  I have been here since the storm hit – I have been through the blackouts and the never-ending odd-day/even-day gas lines.

I really haven’t gotten to campaign in the last week due to Superstorm Sandy.  I had said previously that I had planned on holding off running in 2016 and run in 2020 instead.  If there is a sharp enough drop in the vote total from the last poll taken by my campaign, then I will run in 2016.

Remember the importance of your decision when you vote tomorrow.  Remember that spelling counts in write-in ballots and here is an easy way to learn to spell Ahmnodt Heare.  May the Congressperson and/or Senator you vote for join me in Washington so we can get things done the right way.

 

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Post-Sandy Timeline

Few things scare me.  Hurricane Sandy scared me.  The last time I got as scared as Monday night was when I heard a rumor that Anne Murray was coming out with a new CD.  I lost power just before 8:00PM Monday night.  During that time, I heard three trees crash to the ground and a howling wind like I had never heard  before.  I regained power at 12:30AM, but the surge killed my old computer.  Below is a timeline of how the rest of my week went:

• Tuesday – I had no phone service and no internet to watch Roku.  Cable TV was working, but only a few stations were up. (Two shopping networks, two Spanish networks, and WPIX.)
• Wednesday – The rest of the networks came back online.  News was showing all of the flooding in Queens, Manhattan, and Long Island.  Finding a gas station that was opened and had gas was harder to find than a needle in a haystack.
• Thursday – The news stations started showing footage from the Jersey Shore.  The “Habitat for Hotties” house I helped build in 2008 was demolished by Sandy.
• Friday – Spent most of the day battling Montezuma’s Revenge.  I found out later in that there was a water advisory since Tuesday and that I was supposed to be boiling my drinking water.  I only mentioned it because Governor Chris Christie mentioned it during a hurricane recovery update.
• Saturday (Today) – My computer finally arrived.  I am still trying to figure out Windows 8.  My last computer had Vista as the operating system.  Gas rationing is now in effect with “odd-even days” depending on the last number on the license plate.  I am odd.

I will not be participating in this year’s “Orgies for Abstinence due to the hotel it was to be held at needs the room for Sandy refugees from the coast.  I will instead be celebrating my election victory with close friends.

Is Snooki an Ahmnodt Heare Supporter?

I have to admit that I haven’t watched “Jersey Shore.”  It is one of those things that those of us in the Jersey mountains care for.  There is a mutual resentment between the people of shore and the people of the mountains.

Snooki is a member of the “Jersey Shore” cast.  It is basically a show about stereotypical “Guidos” and “Guidettes.”  Most Italians go out of their way to shun the “Guidistic” lifestyle.  Italians have spent years fighting the “mafioso” stereotype only to get the “Guido” lable shoved down their throats.

Although I have never watched an episode of “Jersey Shore”, I have seen Snooki on the news and on various other shows.  She has a nice tan and would be the ideal candidate for the “Ahmnodt Girl” videos.  She used to get her tans at tanning salons until the federal government started charging a 10% tax on tanning.  Snooki added that John McCain would have never have voted for a 10% tanning tax because he is pale, unlike President Obama.  I am against the tanning tax for a different reason.  I am against it because it unfairly discriminates against those who do not have northern European ancestry.  It does that because northern Europeans are paler and get more tan for their tax dollars.

I received an e-mail from a supporter that made Snooki’s fight against the tanning beds to my fight against the CineMafia.  We have both taken on topics that the mainstream media is not talking about.  We both have a support base because we have championed causes that the media has chosen to ignore.

While we have fighting unhyped causes in common, this does not make Snooki a supporter of my campaign.  This does not mean I would not welcome her to the campaign with opened arms.  I could even find her a vacant Cabinet head position should she decide to join my campaign.