Ahmnodt Heare for President

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A Cool Campaigning Tool

I have never realized how far I am behind technology when it comes to communicating with the deceased.  Going to a cemetery or morgue and talking to them used to be enough.  I am sadly mistaken.  Others have taken deceased involvement to a new level.  Former congressional candidate Jim Ogonowski was able to collect signatures to get him on the ballot for Senator in 2008.  The state of Massachusetts recently announced that there are over 100,000 registered dead people on its voting rolls.

All of these techniques are barbaric compared to what a company is able to now.  IntelCenter has produced tapes of Osama bin Laden talking about future attacks against the United States.  Previous tapes include bin Laden condemning a 2008 cartoon ridiculing Islam.  Osama bin Laden died in December 2001.

I hope I can get this technology and use it for my campaign.  It will let everybody know how hard I have been campaigning and it will be a tremendous boost. I will call IntelCenter later and ask how much their device costs.

January 25, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on A Cool Campaigning Tool

Resultater

Part of my campaign’s outreach involves occasionally posting entries that are not in English.  Today’s entry is in Danish.  (En del af min kampagne’s opsøgende arbejde involverer lejlighedsvis udstationering poster, der ikke er på engelsk. Dagens post er på dansk.)

Jeg har udført nogle af mine mål, at jeg ville have sat, hvis jeg blev valgt til formand. Jeg har også fastsat tendenser, som andre præsidentkandidater havde brugt efter at jeg har en vision om at prøve først gerne valgkamp iEuropa og i Canada. Når jeg ikke fastlægges politiske tendenser, ser jeg skridt bliver lavet som et resultat af min politiske aktivisme og berømthed påtegninger.

På trods af mine resultater, jeg stadig har lang vej at gå, før jeg har en reel chance for at blive valgt. Jeg har endnu til at være på tv til en samtale. Jeg ville være i stand til at gå gennem en hel interviewet med Contessa Brewer uden drooling for at virke troværdig. Jeg er nødt til at være den første oftere. Jeg var Outfoxed af Jim Ogonowski at få afdøde personer til at registrere for at stemme.

Jeg har udrettet en masse, men det vil ikke betyde noget uden din fortsatte støtte. Det er din støtte, der giver mig lyst til at gøre vores land bedre, og det takker jeg dig.

October 14, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Obama, satire | , , , , , | 5 Comments

Accomplishments

I have accomplished some of my goals that I would have set if I was elected President.  I have also set trends that other presidential candidates had used after I have the vision to try first like campaigning in Europe and in Canada.  When I am not setting political trends, I am seeing steps being made as a result of my political activism and celebrity endorsements.

Despite of my accomplishments, I still have a long way to go before I have a real chance of getting elected.  I have yet to be on television for an interview. I would have to be able to go through an entire interview given by Contessa Brewer without drooling in order to seem credible.  I have to be the first more often.  I was outfoxed by Jim Ogonowski in getting deceased people to register to vote.

I have accomplished a lot, but it won’t mean anything without your continued support.  It is your support that makes me want to make our country better, and for that I thank you.

October 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, editorial, endorsement, humor, issues, media, politics, satire | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Jeff Beatty says names forged on Ogonowski’s nomination papers – BostonHerald.com

Jeff Beatty says names forged on Ogonowski’s nomination papers – BostonHerald.com

I have to meet this Jim Ogonowski guy.  I thought campaigning in cemeteries was enough to get the deceased to vote.  Not only did Mr. Ogonowski able to get dead people to vote, he was able to get them to sign nomination papers so he could get on the ballot.

May 24, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Republicans, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on Jeff Beatty says names forged on Ogonowski’s nomination papers – BostonHerald.com

   

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