Bad Karma
This has been a bad week for me. My grandmother passed away, The Redskins lost (again), and I was removed from my position as the President of the local “Hello Kitty” fan club. The worst part is having to find a place to use a computer.
I had spent the weekend with Daria. She had a real chance to be my girlfriend. Instead, she’s either crying or mad at me wondering why the power cord to my computer is so important when 95% of my business and 100% 0f my campaign are done on my computer.
We had spent the weekend at the Days Inn in Alexandria, VA. She was outside on the balcony looking at people who were having a difficult time closing their car trunk. She decided to throw them the power cord to my computer over the balcony to one of the people trying to get the car trunk closed. The people were gone by the time I figured out what had happened.
I also lost my wrist brace. I had used it on nights I was working alone. I am going to be a grouch tomorrow if I don’t find that wrist brace.
The good news is tomorrow is December 1. A new month should bring with it a new karma.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Karma
I have never been someone who retaliates or seeks revenge when someone does wrong to me. Karma has a way of treating people in ways I can’t. It also has a way of treating me better than most people can when I do an unexpected favor. If you read my blog entry last week, I defended Mitt Romney and his tax returns. He gave me a shoutout the other day during an interview, He knows that I care about poor people and he wanted the people watching the interview to know that.
Thank you, Governor Romney for the kind words and for getting the word out about my campaign. It is very much appreciated.
Today was laundry day at the laundromat. An elderly couple came to the laundromat with a lot of clothes that needed washing. I held the door open for them. As I was closing a door, a car slammed into the back of my car and drove off. (This isn’t a good example of karma, but a good example of “No good deed goes unpunished.”)
No real campaigning is planned for this weekend. It’s Super Bowl weekend and people are getting overly-hyped about the game, I live in New Jersey, about 50 minutes from MetLife Stadium, home of the Jets and one of the teams going to the Super Bowl. I won’t mention the team, but will console in the fact that my Redskins beat them TWICE this season. 🙂
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February 3, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, Personal Life, politics, satire | interview, karma, laundromat, laundry, MetLife Stadium, Mitt Romney, Super Bowl, Washington Redskins | 2 Comments