About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
My Take on President Obama’s Birth Certificate
As a candidate for President in 2008 and 2012, I find the debacle over President Obama’s birth certificate amusing. Many people are assuming that President Obama was born in Kenya. The truth is that he was born in Hawaii and to the best of my knowledge, Hawaii does not issue birth certificates to babies born in Kenya.
The reason why there is so much secrecy over President Obama’s birth certificate isn’t over where he was born, but when. I think President Obama was born on August 4, 1974. Today is his 35th birthday. This is important because in order to take the Office of the Presidency, he or she must be 35 years of age before taking office. “President” Obama was only 34 when he took the oath of office, a violation of the Constitution.
Part of me thinks that President Obama should step down because he was too young to become President. Part of me is scared that if he does step down, we would be stuck with Joe Biden as President. My solution would be to install myself as interm President until 2012, but that solution, unfortunately, is unconstitutional. I would allow Obama to remain President for the rest of this term but declare him ineligible to run for reelection in 2012.
Happy 35th Birthday, “President” Obama!
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August 4, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Joe Biden, Obama, politics, satire | 35, birth certificate, birthday, Hawaii, Kenya | 4 Comments