Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Never Give Up (A Lesson Learned)

When I heard that Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson wanted to give out more money (including bailing out companies that were already bailed out), I decided that there was hope after all.  I would be able to keep my tropical igloo business as well as my vaginal products for men business.  (I am offering a new line of products next week, in time for Christmas).

For a few dollars more, I will be able to open the Museum of the Pornographic Arts in Kernersville, NC.  There will even be a “hands-on” exhibit for the kids.  This is not a pure business operation and making money is not the main objective.  I feel a museum is important for the enrichment of the community.

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, economy, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Straight Talk Express Derailed

I was campaigning in my town today as North Carolina is having its primary. I am ready to head out and drive home when a State Trooper tells me to pull over. Next thing I know, a bus called the “Straight Talk Express” comes pulling up and stops in front of a Starbucks.

People came out of the bus, but John McCain stays in. The people head into the Starbucks and McCain stayed in the bus. A while later, they come out with 20 lattes and head off. One would have thought on a day of an election, the candidate would go out and meet the people and have them vote for him or her. I guess Senator McCain is above meeting the people.

I can see why John McCain wants public financing for his campaign now. Starbucks’s lattes are not cheap.

May 6, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election | , , , , , | Comments Off on Straight Talk Express Derailed


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