Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

I Have Won the 2012 Elections!

I have taken a bold step in declaring myself the winner of the 2012 elections before any vote has been cast.  The philosophy is simple:  declare yourself the winner, especially if you are losing.

It started with Norm Coleman declaring himself the winner in the Minnesota Senate race and going to court to try to prove it.  He did this despite having fewer votes than Al Franken.  More recently, Jim Tedisco tried to declare himself the winner with fewer votes than Scott Murphy in New York’s 20th Congressional District race.  This was the district vacated by Kirsten Gillibrand when she was appointed Senator after Hillary Clinton left to become Secretary of State.

I will go to court on Monday and present my case to the court.  I have the most blog hits of any declared candidate for office.  If the court agrees with me, it will save the country millions of dollars in election costs.

April 17, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

I Guess It’s for the Better

Last month I wrote a compelling letter to New York Governor David Patterson. I had asked him to consider me for the Senate seat vacated when Hillary Clinton became Secretary of State.  He decided not to choose me and instead decided to pick Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand. I can’t say I blame him.  If given a choice between picking me and a hottie, I would pick a hottie too.

But there is something to consider.  I am running for president, not senator.  Critics say I don’t have enough experience to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate.   They are correct.  I have never had a job where I could vote myself a pay raise.  I have never made deals to raise money for my campaign.  I have never had an illicit relationship with a hottie  (Though I have tried).

Now that I don’t have to worry about being a senator, I can spend more time on my presidential campaign.

NOTE:  Please take part in my poll.

January 23, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on I Guess It’s for the Better

   

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