NFL 2010 SEASON – WEEK 14

Last Week:   10-5-1 (.656)  Best Bets 3-0 (1.000)

Season:  94-92-4  (.505) Best Bets 23-16 (.590)

I am finally over.500 picking games for the season.  At one point, I was 13 games under .500.  A few more weeks like this and I can get that penthouse condo in Las Vegas.  At least, I am finally out of the outhouse in Boonville.

Date & Time	Favorite	Spread	Underdog
12/9 8:20 ET	Indianapolis	-3	At Tennessee
12/12 1:00 ET	At Jacksonville	-4	Oakland
12/12 1:00 ET	At Pittsburgh	-8.5	Cincinnati
12/12 4:15 ET	New England	-3	At Chicago
12/12 1:00 ET	At Buffalo	-1	Cleveland
12/12 1:00 ET	NY Giants	-2.5	At Minnesota
12/12 1:00 ET	Green Bay	-6.5	At Detroit
12/12 1:00 ET	Atlanta	-7	At Carolina
12/12 1:00 ET	Tampa Bay	-2	At Washington
12/12 4:05 ET	At New Orleans	-9	St. Louis
12/12 4:05 ET	At San Francisco	-5.5	Seattle
12/12 4:15 ET	At NY Jets	-5.5	Miami
12/12 4:15 ET	Denver	-5.5	At Arizona
12/12 4:15 ET	At San Diego	-7	Kansas City
12/12 8:20 ET	Philadelphia	-3.5	At Dallas

Monday Night Football Point Spread

12/13 8:35 ET	Baltimore	-3	At Houston

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Filling a Void

Now that the Presidential Race of 2008 is done and over with, many Americans feel empty with the lack of Presidential Campaign news.  Many candidates will not start their campaigns until next year.  This is just one reason why I am campaigning now.  Americans can’t get enough of this stuff.

I came to this realization Tuesday night at the Ahmnodt Heare meetup in Las Vegas.  At first I thought it was just going to be a bunch of senior citizens wanting to be fed.  I found that many people had issues that weren’t being met by either President Obama nor by John McCain.

They loved my jobs and stimulus plan.  They also like that I think outside the box.   But we don’t agree on everything.

While the seniors liked my plan on making sure they are fed, they frankly wished I leave Celine Dion alone.  Many of them find her entertaining.  I don’t know if she is actually entertaining or if senility has set in among the seniors, but I will have to assume the former for now.

Some of the people at the meetup thought my “9-5 War” would be better served if we invaded California.  I tried to explain to them that California is part of the United States and that they generate revenue that our country needs.  One gentleman brought up a valid point though.  He said that the “entertainers in Hollywood” really aren’t any better than the ones imported from Canada.  I will look at this situation further before deciding how to handle it.

I am looking for other Presidential candidates who are interested in debating the issues.  If you know anybody, please have them contact me.

Viva Las Vegas!

It is still dark here.  When I set my travel alarm for 8:30 last night, I forgot to set the clock for Pacific Time.  When the alarm went off at 8:30 Eastern, it was only 5:30AM here.  I don’t want to go too much about the hassle of going through security at the airport yesterday, but I now understand why PETA protests how cattle are treated.

The hard part of today will be going to Wal-Mart to get the dog food before gambling.  I also have to remember that the meetup is at 8PM tonight and that the seniors need help.  There are slot machines in the hotel where I am staying.  There are slot machines everywhere.  Last night I thought I was flushing the urinal when I saw the wheels spinning.  Two lemons and a single bar.  Nothing.

I also have to stay away from the hookers.  Not because of the money, but I might end up becoming preoccupied and miss the meetup.  It wouldn’t look good in the papers if it was found that I missed a meeting in my honor because I was screwing a potential voter.

The one drawback to running for president is that you can’t always have fun while hanging out in Las Vegas.  My only hope is maybe I’ll run into an Elvis impersonator.