Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

A Leader to Turn the Country Around

I believe I am the leader the country needs to turn the country around.  America wants a fiscal conservative who practices fiscal conservatism in every day life and not just preach it while spending lavishly.  America wants a leader who listens to the people and not to a party.  (I am an independent and not tied to any ideology.)


September 22, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, humor, Orlando | , , , , | 2 Comments

The Transformation Team

A true leader prepares for the future.  I am not going to wait until I win the election in 2012 to set up a transformation team to have a smooth transfer of power from the Obama administration to the Heare administration.

The vetting process for non-Cabinet positions will begin on Monday.  My office and bedroom will be opened for the vetting process.  I will be announcing the results of the vetting process soon after it is completed.  There are plenty of positions available.  A complete list of agencies with positions can be found here:

There will also be positions for agencies I fell need to be created.  One position will be Curator for the Museum of Pornographic Arts.  The museum will open in Hamburg, New Jersey as soon as federal funding is received.  The curator must have knowledge of the history of pornography and be able to use various kinds of media from real-to-reel projectors to PowerPoint.  The curator must also be able to maintain the “Hands-On” section of the museum and clear a background check as it is anticipated that children will be visiting the museum on class trips.

To make an appointment for an interview, send your resume to ahmnodtheare@politician.com as well as the best time to call to arrange for an interview.

November 5, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Looking at Polls

I saw a poll about college students and how they think Barack Obama is doing as President.  The part of the poll that I found shocking wasn’t that 41% of the job he is doing or that 30% disapprove.  The part I found disturbing is that 29% don’t have an opinion.  This is up 4% from 2009.

The President of the United States is the leader of the free world.  It is important that people know what the president is doing.  A president should be influential.  If 1/4 of American college students do not have an opinion of you, then you aren’t being very influential.  If you don’t have influence, you can’t lead.

I will be campaigning on college campuses.  College students will know who I am and will be influenced.  Some students will like what I am saying and what I will do as President.

I have a lot of work to do between now and Election Day 2012 to get college students influenced enough to go to the polls and write in “Ahmnodt Heare.”  The biggest problem I have is that I cannot be at every college campus every weekend.  If you have a free weekend, please visit your local college and spread the word.

October 16, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Obama, Poll, satire | , , , | 4 Comments

Another Politician Steals My Ideas

I had this as part of my 2008 platform:

”War on Poverty” can be solved by making poverty a crime. I would throw all the poor people in jail.

If you click my link, you will see that I have what I think is a better plan.  People told me that my original plan was too cruel and inhumane.  They said that I needed a more humane method with dealing with the impoverished.  After much deliberation, I grudgingly changed my position to one people like more.

What has gotten my boat is that these same people who told me to change my position have taken my original position and made it part of their platform.  New York Republican Gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino has taken my old campaign position and is now trying to sell it as his own.

This is the latest incident of “mainstream” politicians copying me.  I ask you this:  Do you want to vote for a follower pretending to be a leader or do you want to vote for a leader?  I haven’t followed anybody (besides the hottie wearing tight leather pants).  I am a leader and I have been ready to lead.

August 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, issues, satire | , , , , , | 5 Comments

Reacting to the Economy

President Obama said he acted.  We don’t need actors, we need leaders.  We need somebody who understands the economy enough to figure out my bailout plan works better than either Obama’s or Bush’s.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, economy, Obama, State of the Union 2010 | | 1 Comment

The Head Man Or

I have stumbled among an amazing discovery.  It turns out that leadership is in my name.  If you rearrange the letters in “Ahmnodt Heare”, you end up with “The Head Man Or”.  “The Head Man” is none other than President of the United States.  On the other hand, if you rearrange the letters in “Barack Hussein Obama”, you end up with something that includes “Hussie Bar”.  While hussie bars have nothing to do with leadership, it explains why President Obama is popular with the ladies.

Speaking of stumbling, I came across a rare picture of the Beatles with five members.


The rare "Five Beatles" Photo: George, John, Rod, Ringo, Paul

September 16, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, entertainment, humor, Obama | , , , , | 4 Comments

Time Out!

My dogs have to pee.  I will return as soon as I handle this moment of crisis.

October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, satire | , , | 3 Comments

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