Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

A Look at my Platform – Laws

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on laws.

I would repeal all laws that protect stupid people. Lord knows they’re not an endangered species.

There are many, many laws on the books here in the land we call, “The home of the Brave.”  I do not think we need every law that is currently in the books.  Some laws are detrimental to society at large.  I would say laws that protect the stupid fall under this category.

Once upon a time, there was this concept called, “Survival of the Fittest.”  The concept states that the strong survive and the weak do not.  There isn’t an election to see who gets to live between a cat and a mouse.  The cat wins and the mouse loses.  This is natural.  What is not natural is writing a law protecting the mouse.  Cats do their own thing – ask any cat owner.

The first law I would abolish is the infamous “Caution: Contents May Be Hot” that has to be imprinted on coffee cups at fast food restaurants.  If a person cannot figure out that coffee is hot, let them find out the hard way like I did.

Stupid people are not an endangered species.  It’s one thing to protect the Bald Eagle.  There are few bald eagles and they need to be protected from extinction.  Stupid people, on the other hand, are a dime-a-dozen.  Keeping stupid around and protecting them does nothing but taint the gene pool.  Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to breed.  (That is a discussion for another day.)

I will only sign laws that protect everybody and not just those who don’t get it.

May 28, 2009 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, Platform | , , , , , | 5 Comments

Clearing the Air About Hate Crimes

The British are considering doing the “Hokey-Pokey” (or Hokey-Cokey, as they call it) a hate crime.  I have two things to say about this and hate crimes.

1)If you don’t like doing the Hokey-Pokey, don’t do it.  Just because you hate doing it does not make it a crime.

2)If crimes against people you hate are eliminated are a bigger punishment, that will mean that people will only commit crimes against people they like.  That will make for losing friends and creating more enemies.  ‘

My recommendation is to make all crimes worth the same.  This will prevent me from committing crimes against my friends.

December 26, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, issues, legislation, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Clearing the Air About Hate Crimes

   

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