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What’s in a Name

There was a poll on the website last month asking whether the name of “Orgies for Abstinence” to “Tease Party”.  Not only were the results close, but people on both sides were passionate in their names.  I have come up with a compromise plan:

“Orgies for Abstinence” will still be on the Friday after Easter and on Election night.  The primary purpose of Orgies for Abstinence will still be to encourage abstinence through raucous orgies.

“Tease Parties” will be on Inauguration Day and on April 15th.  On the rare occasion that April 15 is the Friday after Easter, then “Orgies for Abstinence” will take place on the 15th and the “Tease Party” events will be moved to the 16th.  The reason for this is because of the people who struggle trying to give up abstinence for Lent can now resume abstinence.  I do not want to delay their desire from abstaining after spending all of Lent abstaining from abstinence.

The next event is the “Orgies for Abstinence” on November 2.  The first ever “Tease Parties will be held during the various inauguration days of various offices.  I will give more information on when the various inauguration days are by Election Day.

May 3, 2010 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Orgies for Abstinence II

The first “Orgies for Abstinence” was successful enough that all of the women I was with practiced abstinence with me. (Even if they didn’t practice abstinence with others.)  I am pleased to announce that there will be a second “Orgies for Abstinence.”  It will always be the Friday night after Easter  (I didn’t want to leave out anybody giving up abstinence for Lent.)   The signup as well as additional information can be found on the “Orgies for Abstinence II” Facebook page.

March 7, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on Orgies for Abstinence II


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