Invited too Late

I was invited to a third party presidential forum next Saturday in Los Angeles.   Candidates from the Libertarian, Green, Justice, Freedom Social, Socialism and Liberation, and Socialist Party USA parties will be in attendance.

The forum will air next weekend on C-SPAN.  I do not know if the forum will be live, but when it airs, I will be giving my replies and comments via real-time blogging.  I will also post any additional airings on C-Span should there be any.

Friday night was “Orgies for Abstinence” throughout the United States.  I was invited to one in Beverly Hills that featured many “A-List” celebrities.  The problem was I did not receive the invitation until just before I stepped out for the event in my town.  The “Orgies for Abstinence” was a huge success as I was finally able to end my Lent sacrifice of abstaining from abstinence.  I have been abstinence since.

Taxes must be filed by Tuesday at 11:59PM.  This year I will be filing for an extension because there are a couple clients who still have not given me a 1099 for the 2011 tax year.  I am also waiting on a receipt from the charity “Habitat for Hotties” that I gave a $1,000 cash contribution.

Today will be a quiet day.  The day will largely comprise of vegetating in front of the TV watching baseball, hockey, Fox Sunday Animation Domination and infomercials designed to help improve a lady’s figure.  (I’m a big fan of the “after” pictures.)

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What’s in a Name

There was a poll on the website last month asking whether the name of “Orgies for Abstinence” to “Tease Party”.  Not only were the results close, but people on both sides were passionate in their names.  I have come up with a compromise plan:

“Orgies for Abstinence” will still be on the Friday after Easter and on Election night.  The primary purpose of Orgies for Abstinence will still be to encourage abstinence through raucous orgies.

“Tease Parties” will be on Inauguration Day and on April 15th.  On the rare occasion that April 15 is the Friday after Easter, then “Orgies for Abstinence” will take place on the 15th and the “Tease Party” events will be moved to the 16th.  The reason for this is because of the people who struggle trying to give up abstinence for Lent can now resume abstinence.  I do not want to delay their desire from abstaining after spending all of Lent abstaining from abstinence.

The next event is the “Orgies for Abstinence” on November 2.  The first ever “Tease Parties will be held during the various inauguration days of various offices.  I will give more information on when the various inauguration days are by Election Day.

Orgies for Abstinence II

The first “Orgies for Abstinence” was successful enough that all of the women I was with practiced abstinence with me. (Even if they didn’t practice abstinence with others.)  I am pleased to announce that there will be a second “Orgies for Abstinence.”  It will always be the Friday night after Easter  (I didn’t want to leave out anybody giving up abstinence for Lent.)   The signup as well as additional information can be found on the “Orgies for Abstinence II” Facebook page.