Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Important Announcement

I have some good news and some bad news.  First the bad news:  I do not plan on running for President in 2016.  My daughter is nine years old and I would like to spend more time with her (especially since she lives in Washington DC and I live in northern New Jersey.)  I am not ruling it out.  If there is enough people to draft me to run in 2016, I will do so.  I will also consider running if things get worse between now and then or if the Cinemafia grows out of control.

Now the good news:  I plan on running in 2020.  I will probably start the day after Election Day 2016.  My daughter will be 13 by then. Teenage girls don’t  want their fathers around all the time, so I will have more time to run.  The only things that will stop me from running in 2020 is if I win in 2012 and in 2016 or if I die.  Being incarcerated  will not stop me from running as it didn’t stop Lyndon LaRouche or Keith Judd.

I will be attending a luncheon in New York City on Wednesday.  I forgot what it is about but I think it is a presidential campaign stop.  I hope it is because there are only 78 days until the General Election.


August 20, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, election, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The Jokes Are on Me

I love April Fools’ Day.  (At least when I am the one pulling the jokes, like in 2009 and 2010.)  It is a bit harder to love when I am the victim of jokes.  I didn’t pull any jokes last year and I didn’t plan on pulling any jokes this year.  I won’t pull any jokes this year because I haven’t spent the time required to make it a good joke.

Two jokes have been pulled on me already this year.  The first joke was a phone call I received a few hours ago from somebody claiming to be from the “Winning Our Future” SuperPAC.  The caller claimed that Sheldon Adelson is tired of wasting money on Newt Gingrich and was hoping for a different candidate to back.  My Spidey senses didn’t tingle.  I thought supporting me and voting for me would be “winning our future.”  It turns out to be an April Fools’ Day joke.  It was some guy pulling a prank.

I also found out the hard way that there is no annual Spring Day Parade anywhere in the Albany, NY area.  I found out from a local in the area that a Lyndon LaRouche supporter did not like that LaRouch wasn’t getting any press coverage and wanted to get revenge at everybody who was getting coverage.  (I haven’t gotten any press coverage for the campaign and the only mention I have gotten on TV was from apolitical tweets of mine that were read on TV and subliminal messages in some TV ads. )

Today is basically shot.  I’m back at the hotel about to take a nap.  I’ll figure out some kind of impromptu campaign event when I wake up.

April 1, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , | 6 Comments


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