Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Poll Question

President Obama is toying around with the concept of making voting mandatory.  A lot of people who currently refuse to vote do so because they do not like any of the choices and they haven’t heard of me and my ideas.

There was a poll taken last week and it needs to be returned.

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March 21, 2015 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, Obama, politics, Poll, satire, voting | , , | Comments Off on Poll Question

My Health Care Plan

The more I hear about the Affordable Health Care Plan, the more unaffordable it is becoming.  It seems to be the old switcheroo with health care becoming affordable by making health insurance more expensive.

I have written extensively on health care in the past.  I was mocked by many by my mandating “An Apple a Day” for every American.  Before you resume mocking me, let me point out that a whole year of mandated apples costs less than one month of mandated ObamaCare insurance.

The biggest difference between my plan and other plans is that the other plans only take effect once you fall ill.  My plan makes sure you don’t get ill and that you have more time for productive things like work and playing Words with Friends on Facebook.

I will be answering questions that you have about my health care policies Saturday Night at 11:00PM EDT on Blogtalk Radio.  Other topics include my new campaign strategies and highlights from my campaign stop in Rehoboth Beach, DE.  I’ll look forward to hearing from you.

October 30, 2013 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, health care, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on My Health Care Plan

Individual Mandate

I as president will not limit the number of dates a person can have.  This goes for mandates as well as womandates.

September 7, 2011 Posted by | Reagan Library Debate | | Comments Off on Individual Mandate

Mandates

If a woman wants a mandate, that is fine.  If a man wants a mandate, I can live with that, as long as he realizes I won’t be that mandate.

February 26, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate | , | Comments Off on Mandates

   

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