I actually had a good week picking last week’s games, going 3-1. After getting the Jets-Bengals game wrong to start the weekend, I rung up three consecutive wins. If I keep this up, I could replace Frank Caliendo on Fox’s Pre-Game show or Elinor Clift on The McLaughlin Group.
Arizona Cardinals (+7) at New Orleans Saints
What happens when two high-powered offenses collide? The game usually becomes a defensive struggle. The Saints will probably win it, but it will be low scoring enough for the Cardinals to cover. Take the Cardinals and the points.
Baltimore Ravens (+6.5) at Indianapolis Colts
The focus will be on the Colts’ high octane offense against the Ravens’ stifling defense. The game will be decided though on the Colts’ unheralded defense stopping Ray Rice and flustering Joe Flacco often enough to force him to turn the ball and the Colts defense scoring a touchdown. Take the Colts and give the points.
Dallas Cowboys (+3) at Minnesota Vikings
The Vikings struggled at the end of the season while the Cowboys picked up steam. The football gods will rub more salt into Redskins’ fans wounds and make the Cowboys win in a laughter. Take the Cowboys and the points.
New York Jets (+7) at San Diego Chargers
Both teams come into this game as hot as global warming the sun. Mark Sanchez returns to the state where he was born and raised. He’ll do the things that need to be done to allow the Jets to win. (Hand the ball off to Thomas Jones, throw a screen pass to Thomas Jones, etc.) Take the Jets and the points.
Last week: 3-1 Playoffs: 3-1
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January 14, 2010
Posted by Ahmnodt Heare |
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It is that time of year again: The NFL Playoffs. This weekend is the Wild-Card round. Eight teams will fight to the death for the right to lose next weekend in Indianapolis, San Diego, New Orleans, and Minnesota.
I was doing predictions in the beginning of the year. But between my schedule and not being very good at this, I stopped predicting games in November. Some people say it’s not very presidential picking games. This is my way of showing I am in touch of what is going on in America today.
NY Jets (+2.5) at Cincinnati
The Jets have something the Bengals don’t have in a quarterback like Mark Sanchez. On a cold wintry afternoon/ evening in Cincinnati, the Bengals should be glad. Take the Bengals, give the points.
Philadelphia (+3.5) at Dallas
This is the game I least want to watch. The football gods have been cruel to Redskins fans all season, and today won’t be any different. Take the Cowboys and give the points.
Baltimore (+3.5) at New England
This game will show how much the Patriots miss Tedy Bruschi. This game will get ugly with Ray Rice running through the Patriots defense like I ran when Pastor Reynolds caught me with her daughter when I was in high school. Take the Ravens and the points.
Green Bay (-1) at Arizona
All the momentum would suggest to take the Packers, which ends up being the games the Cardinals win. I went against the Cardinals all season last year and was one play away from going 0-4. Take the Cardinals and the lousy single point.
Best bet – Cowboys (Because the football gods want to laugh at me one more time.)
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January 9, 2010
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NFL 2009 Division Round Playoffs
I actually had a good week picking last week’s games, going 3-1. After getting the Jets-Bengals game wrong to start the weekend, I rung up three consecutive wins. If I keep this up, I could replace Frank Caliendo on Fox’s Pre-Game show or Elinor Clift on The McLaughlin Group.
Arizona Cardinals (+7) at New Orleans Saints
What happens when two high-powered offenses collide? The game usually becomes a defensive struggle. The Saints will probably win it, but it will be low scoring enough for the Cardinals to cover. Take the Cardinals and the points.
Baltimore Ravens (+6.5) at Indianapolis Colts
The focus will be on the Colts’ high octane offense against the Ravens’ stifling defense. The game will be decided though on the Colts’ unheralded defense stopping Ray Rice and flustering Joe Flacco often enough to force him to turn the ball and the Colts defense scoring a touchdown. Take the Colts and give the points.
Dallas Cowboys (+3) at Minnesota Vikings
The Vikings struggled at the end of the season while the Cowboys picked up steam. The football gods will rub more salt into Redskins’ fans wounds and make the Cowboys win in a laughter. Take the Cowboys and the points.
New York Jets (+7) at San Diego Chargers
Both teams come into this game as hot as global warming the sun. Mark Sanchez returns to the state where he was born and raised. He’ll do the things that need to be done to allow the Jets to win. (Hand the ball off to Thomas Jones, throw a screen pass to Thomas Jones, etc.) Take the Jets and the points.
Last week: 3-1 Playoffs: 3-1
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January 14, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor | Arizona Cardinals, Baltimore Ravens, Dallas Cowboys, Elinor Clift, Indianapolis Colts, Mark Sanchez, McLaughlin Group, Minnesota Vikings, New Orleans Saints, New York Jets, NFL, NFL Playoffs, predictions, San Diego Chargers, Thomas Jones | 2 Comments