Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Thank You, Congressman Mark Souder!

I am saddened to hear that Congressman Mark Souder is resigning because of an alleged affair he had with his mistress Tracy Jackson.  He was one of the few members of Congress who had any enthusiasm for the “Orgies for Abstinence”  events I had organized last year.  He even went out of his way to make a promotional video promoting abstinence to show to others:

If Congress Souder had one fault, it was that he seemed to be too enthusiastic about “Orgies for Abstinence.”  He should have invited his wife, but opted to invite a staffer instead.

I thank Congressman Souder for his contribution and wish him the best of luck in his endeavors.

May 18, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, scandal | , , , , | 6 Comments

   

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