October Suprise
A couple of unreliable sources have confirmed that Independent Candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare was born in Canada. The rumor is that Heare’s American-born parents were driving from Detroit to Buffalo through Canada and that Ahmnodt was born while his parents were in line trying to get back in the United States. He was soon brought to Women’s and Children Hospital in Buffalo.
Though none of the other presidential candidates were able to comment, Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin said this:
“It’s a shame. I actually liked his “War with Canada 9-5” thingie. It was more mavericky than anything John McCain has ever done. I would have preferred sending my son to Canada than Iraq. He could be home for dinner every night. I would be able to see Canada from my window if Russia wasn’t in the way.”
Presidential Candidate Ahmnodt Heare said he had no recollection of being born in Canada and that it was dirty politics being played by the Jeffery Boss campaign.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The ABCs of a Presidential Campaign
Inspired* by reading Don Mills’ post on the “The Alphabet of Damned Young People Who Annoyed Me Today“, I have come up with the ABCs of a Presidential Campaign.
A is for Ahmnodt – The 45th President.
B is for Barack – The White House resident.
C is for Campaigning – From near and from far.
D is for Driving – To events in my car.
E is for Election – I hope you vote for me.
F is for Facebook – A page for you to see.
G is for Goodness – How I run my campaign.
H is for Hotels – Suitcase life’s a pain.
I is for Iowa – Where the caucus starts.
J is for Joker – Politicians break our hearts.
K is for Kids – Their futures are at stake.
L is for Losers – Like that moron Robert Blake
M is for Maverick – What else is there to say?
N is for November – 2012 Election Day.
O is for Olbermann – I’d like an interview.
P is for Politics – Zapping the soul from you.
Q is for Questions – Answering what is asked.
R is for Radio – Secrets of me unmasked.
S is for Sex – It goes with Politics.
T is for Timex – It takes a ton of licks.
U is for United – States of America (USA).
V is for Vanna – Whom I’d like to meet someday.
W is for Write-In – And writing in my name.
X is for Xenophobes – They want people to be the same.
Y is for Youth – The future is for them.
Z is for Zest – Of my supporters (Amen)
* – “Inspired” sounds better than “stealing”. I couldn’t think of what to write today.
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August 2, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, commentary, election, humor, Obama, Vanna White | ABC, children, facebook, Hotels, Iowa, Keith Olbermann, Maverick, questions, sex, Timex, USA, xenophobia, zest | 5 Comments