Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Closing Statement

America needs more than change.  America needs a few greenbacks also.  America needs some with a vision, a sense of leadership, and the ability to think out of a box without being called a “maverick.”

I will give the same fight to the evils of government that I have given to the CineMafia and to Buckles the Clown.  I will give the same dedication to my country as I gave to the hottie last Saturday Night. 

I will fight people who hold debates and not invite me.  I understand John McCain had to be there live because he doesn’t know what a blog is.  No more Budweiser for me.  Anheiser-Busch sponsors debates but only invites two parties.  I would invite all 2,794 candidates to debate.

Tonight I will end by asking you for your vote.  A vote for Me is a vote for affordable entertainment, an affordable health care system, and a vote for change.  On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”


October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, cinemafia, debate, Democrats, education, election, health care, issues, Obama, Platform, satire, write-in | , , , , , | 1 Comment


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