Closing Statement
America needs more than change. America needs a few greenbacks also. America needs some with a vision, a sense of leadership, and the ability to think out of a box without being called a “maverick.”
I will give the same fight to the evils of government that I have given to the CineMafia and to Buckles the Clown. I will give the same dedication to my country as I gave to the hottie last Saturday Night.
I will fight people who hold debates and not invite me. I understand John McCain had to be there live because he doesn’t know what a blog is. No more Budweiser for me. Anheiser-Busch sponsors debates but only invites two parties. I would invite all 2,794 candidates to debate.
Tonight I will end by asking you for your vote. A vote for Me is a vote for affordable entertainment, an affordable health care system, and a vote for change. On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”