Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Ang mga Ahmnodtophobic Media

I will present recent blog entries in other languages from time to time to let non-English speaking Americans feel like part of the campaign team.  This is also an invitation for non-Americans to write a letter to the U.S. Embassy or Consulate in his or her country and demand that they be allowed to be able to vote for the leader of the free world.  Today’s entry is in Filipino.  

Ay kong ipakita ang mga kamakailang mga entry ng blog sa iba pang mga wika sa pana-panahon upang ipaalam sa mga hindi nagsasalita ng Ingles Amerikano pakiramdam tulad ng bahagi ng koponan ng kampanya. Ito ay din ng isang imbitasyon para sa mga di-Amerikano upang magsulat ng isang sulat sa US Embassy o Konsulado sa kanyang bansa at pangangailangan na sila ay pinapayagan upang bumoto para sa mga lider ng ​​libreng mundo. Entry Ngayon ay sa Pilipino.

 

Takot sa akin ang media, ang aking kampanya, at ang aking mga tagasuporta. Ang ilang pagbanggit ako makakakuha ng mula sa media gumawa hindi banggitin na ako tumatakbo para sa Pangulo ng Estados Unidos. Subukan sila upang gawin itong tulad ng aking trabaho ay Kabayo at maraming surot manggagawa sa linya ng pagpupulong o ilang iba pang mga obselete trabaho. Mas madalas kaysa sa hindi bagaman, pinili nilang huwag pansinin akin. Ito ay totoo lalo na sa mga isyu sa kung nasaan ako malakas kaysa sa alinman sa Obama o Romney.

Narito ang iyong pagkakataon upang patunayan sa akin mali. Maaari mong subukan ang isa o higit pa sa mga sumusunod na mga ideya:

  • Email ng sulat sa editor ng iyong lokal na pahayagan. Sulat ay dapat isama kung bakit sumusuporta mo (o pang-aaba) aking kampanya. Mangyaring isama rin ang link http://tinyurl.com/ahmnodt sa iyong liham. (Ang link ay ang pinaikling url para sa blog na ito.)
  • Tumawag ng pampulitika talk palabas. Kung ang host ay pakikipag-usap tungkol sa isang tukoy na paksa, sabihin sa tawag screener kung bakit Ako mas mahusay na isyu kaysa sa anumang iba pang mga kandidato. Kung ang paksa ay tungkol sa Obama o Romney, sabihin sa kanya kung bakit Ako ng isang mas mahusay na kandidato. Kung ito ay tungkol sa isang debate, igiit na ako pinapayagan sa mga hinaharap na debate.
  • Pumunta sa isang lokal na “maghawak” may pasubali o isang sawayin ang pagkakagulo at magdala ng “Heare Ahmnodt para sa Pangulo” sign. Subukan upang makakuha ng isang media photographer upang gumawa ng isang larawan ng sa iyo na may sign.Kung hindi iyon gumana, kumuha ng isang blogger upang kumuha ng larawan gamit ang kanyang telepono.
  • Tumawag ng press conference. Tawagan ang iyong lokal na media outlet at ipahayag na ikaw ay may hawak na isang press conference sa isang tiyak na oras. Ipahayag na ikaw ay endorsing at pagboto para sa Ahmnodt Heare sa paparating na halalan.Kung hinihiling nila para sa impormasyon ng contact, sabihin sa kanila ang aking impormasyon ng contact sa aking blog.

Kung hindi ka nabanggit sa pahayagan mangyaring i-scan ang pagbanggit at e-mail ang file sa ahmnodtheare@politician.com. Kung ito ay sa web, mangyaring e-mail sa akin ang link o ibahagi ang mga ito sa ang mga komento na seksyon sa ibaba blog entry na ito.Salamat sa iyo para sa patuloy na suporta.

October 2, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Ang mga Ahmnodtophobic Media

They Didn’t Learn

It was cloudy in Punxsutawney, PA like it was last year.  A groundhog normally does not see his or her shadow when it is cloudy.  But when television cameras and their bright lights cast themselves on the poor little groundhog, next thing you know, the critter sees his shadow and we have six more weeks of winter.

I made my point clear when I went to Punxsutawney last year.  A groundhog will always see a shadow when a light source is on it.  This is true if the light source is from the sun, the lights from a video camera, or from a forest fire.  The only reason why I think why the media does this is because they think this is how to stop climate change.

If the groundhog sees his or her shadow, then the climate doesn’t change.  It remains winter for six more weeks.  If a groundhog doesn’t see the shadow, then it’s an early spring.  The media does everything it can to see that Phil sees his shadow.  This is wrong.  The media is only avoiding the inevitable.  The climate will change to spring in six weeks and there will nothing they can do to stop it.

Artificially controlling the weather often has hidden consequences.  Once you control it one way, then you’ll have to control it the other way.  My Physics teacher Mr. Phipps would always say that to every action, there is an equal reaction.  This is why many times the weather in the northeastern United States often goes from winter to summer with no real spring.

I did not go to Punxsutawney this year like I did last year.  I will go next year with the sole purpose of taking out those bright lights before they are anywhere near the groundhog.  I want an early spring next year!

February 2, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on They Didn’t Learn

If You Are Going to the Daytona 500

If you’re going to the Daytona 500 this weekend, pleas carry an “Ahmnodt Heare for President” sign and show it in front of a TV camera.  The campaign can use the exposure.  In exchange, I will give kudos to you and your favorite driver in Monday’s blog entry.  If you want to help the campaign in other ways, please stop by the table that will be set up outside the track by the North Entrance.

supporters_table

Supporters will run a table like this at Daytona this weekend.

Al always, I thank you for your continued support.

February 10, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on If You Are Going to the Daytona 500

Wow!

http://www.click2houston.com/investigates/17671375/detail.html

Over 6,000 dead people have registered to vote in Houston this year. As more people register post-mortem, the Ahmnodt Heare campaign picks up steam.

If the media ever got around to ask the deceased, they would overwhemingly say Ahmondt Heare because I have been the only candidate campaigning in cemetaries.

October 10, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, media, Platform, Poll, satire, write-in | , , , , , | Comments Off on Wow!

Search “Ahmnodt Heare” on Media Websites

The next time you go to MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, or Drudge Report, use their search box and search for “Ahmnodt Heare”.  While you will not find any results as of yet, you will make the website people at these sites notice and will want to search further.

I thank you for taking on this endeavour.

October 8, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, media | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Search “Ahmnodt Heare” on Media Websites

A Look Back at April Goals

The following are some goals I had set for the campaign for the month of April:

  1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website. (Way off – Currently averaging 20.3 hits per day.) 😦
  2. 2500 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google. (we are currently at 4780) 🙂
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican). This includes winning Puerto Rico. 😦
  4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 3, plus a poll for President) 😐
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video. 😦
6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable) 😦
April started off well, but between technical problems with my show and “Obama traffic”, the month fizzled. To get the hits, everybody must remember this:

April 30, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on A Look Back at April Goals

TheSpoof.com : Paul supporters now see Heare as their candidate funny satire story

This is a well written article and would have gotten more readers if it wasn’t for the mainstream media’s obsession with Eliot Spitzer. He is soaking up the attention because he is media whore. The millions of people who would have normally been surfing the cable news channels finding highlights of my campaign speech instead got perpetual coverage of Eliot Spitzer.
The public missed the chance to hear highlights of the speech I gave to the Virginia Librarians’ Association entitled, “Dewey, or Don’t We.” They appreciate people who will organize government the way Dewey organized libraries.
The public is invited to attend a rally hosted by the Night Owls today at 12:00 Noon at Harry’s Bar and Grill in Hatch Mills.

March 11, 2008 Posted by | campaign, scandal, speech, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on TheSpoof.com : Paul supporters now see Heare as their candidate funny satire story

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