Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Not So Fast!

I have been the victim of the latest rumor going around the internet:

Rumors of presidential candidate Ahmnodt Heare's death will hopefully be silenced.

Rumors of presidential candidate Ahmnodt Heare’s death will hopefully be silenced.

My whereabouts the last two weeks:

July 18-20 – New York campaign trip:  Never hire an anarchist to be your campaign manager if you can help it.  The only reason why I did was because he works for free (which is about all I can afford.)  He got the dates and the venues mixed up.  The one bright spot was when a supporter recognized me and said that he voted for me.

July 21 – Chester, PA – Car died:  It had rained Sunday and I drove with my headlights on, only forgetting to turn them off when I got out of the car.

July 22-26 – Seaford, DE:  I was running my business so I can buy luxuries like food and clean underwear.

July 27-29 – Annapolis, MD – I was driving on my way to Baltimore for a dinner date when my car ran out of gas.  It was soon afterwards that I realized that I left my wallet at home and had no money for gas. (Or date, toll bridge on the way back, or the spotted dick pudding my mother wanted me to pick up on my way home.  My cell phone died when I tried to call home.  It took a few days to find a Good Samaritan.

July 30-August 2 – Seaford, DE: Some work and some rest.

August 3 -Nanticoke River (near Seaford, DE):  I went rafting in an inflatable raft.  While my raft did collide with another inflatable raft, there were no injuries nor was there any damage to either raft.

August 4 – Seaford, DE: Trying to convince people who were paying their last respects that I was indeed still alive and not a clever campaign strategy to campaign to dead people by being dead.

I am alive.  I am a bit tired, but well.  Tomorrow will be spent looking for finding places for meet-and-greets in southern Delaware and eastern Maryland (East of the Chesapeake Bay.)

August 4, 2014 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, Personal Life, satire | , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Not So Fast!

Another Debate I’m Not Invited To Tonight

I will be hosting a chat tonight on Facebook.  I will not be blogging the debate.  Tonight’s debate is hosted by the Washington Post and will be on the Bloomberg Network.  (Channel 353 on DirecTV.)

Tonight’s chat will be less about what I will do (I have done that in the past and I will do that in the future).  I will instead explain the flaws in the Republican candidates as well as President Obama.

If there is any consolation in not being invited to tonight’s debate, it’s that President Obama wasn’t invited to debate either.  I would like to console the President as a fellow jilted uninvited candidate to a root beer summit.  (I would invite him to a beer summit, but I no longer drink.)

Tonight’s chat will be on Facebook.  You don’t have to be a friend or a fan to join in the chat, but you will need a Facebook account.  Below is the link:

https://apps.facebook.com/clobby-chat/1012913841/

I will be in the chat room at 7:45 for a meet-and-greet with anybody who has questions or just wants to say, “Hi.”

October 11, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, humor, media, Obama, politics, satire | , , , | Comments Off on Another Debate I’m Not Invited To Tonight

   

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