For Anybody Attending the Super Bowl
If you are attending the Super Bowl this Sunday, please have a sign that the television cameras can easily see. I would recommend trying to get an end zone seat between the goal posts. The sign should be like the picture below:
I should point out a couple of things about this picture though. First off, the Philadelphia Eagles are not in the Super Bowl. It is advised not to wear Eagles attire at the game. The second point is that the game is in Miami. The weather in Miami is too warm to be wearing jackets, gloves, and ski caps. A shirt, a pair of shoes, and pants should be all you need.
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Super Bowl XLIV Prediction
Conference Championships: 0-2 Season: 5-5
I did pick the Saints to win, but I also picked them to cover (which they did not do). This Super Bowl will make or break my post season, as I am currently at .500.
New Orleans Saints 15-3 (+5) vs. Indianapolis Colts (16-2) at Miami
What I use as an indicator on who is going to win the Super Bowl is how the two teams fared against the Washington Redskins. The Colts did not play the Redskins, but the Saints did. The Saints looked horrible defensively, allowing the Bingo-calling offense of the Redskins to score 30 points. Unfortunately, the Saints scored 33 points against a pretty good (despite the 4-12 record) defense. The Redskins led by 10 points twice in the game (including in the fourth quarter), but the Saints’ offensive was too explosive.
People will point out that both teams have high-powered offensive and under appreciated, but very good defenses. Any team that gives up 30 points to an offense as anemic as the Redskins has serious flaws.
Take the Colts and give the points.
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February 4, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | bingo, Indianapolis Colts, Miami, New Orleans Saints, Super Bowl 44, Super Bowl XLIV, Washington Redskins | 2 Comments