Preserving the Status Quo
North Carolina had early voting today. I am registered to vote as a Republican so I can vote in the primary. I was set to write my name in, but they now have new voting machines. I asked the poll lady how to do a write-in, and she said, there is no “write-in”, only a “none-of-the-above” option.
I can hear it now. Mitt Romney will claim those “none of the above” votes were for him.
With write-ins no longer being allowed, (whatever happened to freedom of speech? HELLO!!!) we are stuck with the posers on the ballot. I will not give up. I will do whatever it takes to make sure write-ins are included and Americans have the write to free speech!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Herman Cain Will Be Missed
Why am I going to miss Herman Cain if he is one of the candidates running against me? I will miss him because the more opponents who are pretty much the same running, the better it is for my campaign. With one fewer pro-Cinemafia candidate running, the pro-Cinemafia will have fewer choices, which will give more votes to the other candidates.
If pizza was to suddenly become a hot-button political issue, then Herman Cain suspending his campaign would be a big boost as I am the other candidate who loves pizza enough to eat it without utensils.
The Iowa Caucuses are one month from today. If you live in Iowa and want to spread the word, this week will be a good week to picket movie theaters and spread the word on how I plan to make entertainment more affordable. If you rather do something during the day, you can stand in front of a hospital and give out apples whilst discussing my “Apple-a-Day” health care plan.
I’ll be doing my usual debate thing tonight. My comments will be on Facebook and Twitter. If you have any questions to ask me during the debate, feel free to tweet @AhmnodtHeare or use the #ahmnodt hashtag. The debate is hosted by former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee and will start at 8:00PM EST on FoxNews.
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December 3, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, health care, humor, issues, politics, satire | competition, Fox News, Herman Cain, hospitals, Iowa Caucus, Mike Huckabee, movie theaters, pizza, spreading the word | 1 Comment