Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Cut it Out Stephen Harper!

I have to clarify something before I go on my rant.  Not all Canadian entertainers are spies.  They are not all performers.  Rush is an excellent fan.  Dave Foley is a very funny comedian.  Pamela Anderson is sexy (and not just because her boobies are made in the USA).

A new Canadian spy has infiltrated the Great American Entertainment Industry.  The damage this spy has done is worse than the actions of Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, William Shatner, and Anne Murray combined.  Unlike these spies, the newest spy has not only ambushed the American Entertainment, she has also infiltrated the American military.  Below is the proof:

The military has a very important job in Afghanistan protecting the oil wells from Afghanis.  Without this service, gas would be over $3.00 per gallon.  Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t just ruining American Entertainment, she is also compromising military operations.  I call on Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper to take Jespen (and all of his other spies) back to Canada before we send the Kardashians and The Situation to Saskatchewan to “entertain” Canadians.

 

August 27, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Our Troops

President Obama wants us to support the troops and give them more weapons.  He said nothing about the troops once they get home and get poor health care and no apples.  Troops need to be supported after they fight so they can acclimate to society and read my blog.

January 25, 2011 Posted by | commentary, editorial, humor, State of the Union 2011 | , , | 1 Comment

My Opinion on “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”

I was searching through my archives looking for past entries I had on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” (DADT)  It turns out I haven’t mentioned it before.  Although I have written about my support of gay marriage in the past, I cannot support DADT.  My reason is different than the Republicans being against it.  I do not have a problem with gay people serving our country in war or in peace.

I am still young enough to be drafted,  While I believe the United States should defend itself against all enemies (foreign and domestic), I also believe that a citizen should have the right to decide if the war his or her country is fighting is worth dying for.  I have taken the life of the soldier very seriously in my policy on warfare.

If DADT is passed and becomes law, it will be more difficult of getting out of a draft.  I was hoping I could tell the draft board I cannot serve because I am gay if there is a war I am drafted for that I feel is wrong.  The only way I can get out of a draft now is blowing out my knee (and that would really, really hurt.)

December 18, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, humor, satire, War | , , , , , | 9 Comments

What’s on Your Mind?

There has to be more going on in the news than the BP oil fiasco and the ousting of General McCrystal.  I would like to know which issues you will expect me to handle once I become President.

I will be busy tomorrow.  There is a chance I will not be able to blog or answer your questions immediately.  If that is the case, there is a chance I will answer the question for you on Saturday or on October 13.

It will be a good weekend to fight global warming.  It’s been hot the last few days.  My air conditioner broke down yesterday and the repair guy will not be here until tomorrow.  It was in the low 90s with a heat index close to 100.  My perspiration is not something I like to talk about, buy my skin is so oily, BP wants to drill me.

If you prefer to ask me the question in private, e-mail me @ ahmnodtheare@politician.com.  I will answer them soon after receiving them.

June 24, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor | , , , | 2 Comments

Time is Running Out (Orgies for Abstinence II)

I would like to say that I am pleased with the response Orgies for Abstinence II is getting.  But this doesn’t mean that I get to rest on my laurels.  In order to spread abstinence across this great land of ours, we need more people at these orgies.

I truly believe that the best way to promote abstinence is through orgies.  I get my thinking from the military.  The military believes the only way to being peace in the Middle East is by fighting there.  Ask any Iraqi or Afghani the military will allow you to ask, and they will tell you that all these years of fighting has brought peace to their communities.

Come join an “Orgies for Abstinence” event near you.  If you can’t find one in your area, then you can start your own and invite your friends.  The date is next Friday April 9 starting at 9:00PM.  Fun for the whole family!

March 30, 2010 Posted by | Afghanistan, campaign, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, humor, Iraq, issues, satire, War | , , , , | Comments Off on Time is Running Out (Orgies for Abstinence II)

Gays in the Military

I think gays will soon be allowed in the military for one purpose.  I think a draft is coming.  Too many people will try to use the lame “I’m gay” excuse to get out of the draft.  Allowing gays in the military will close that loophole which has prevented people from serving against their will for years.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | commentary, humor, satire, State of the Union 2010 | , , , , | 3 Comments

Iraq

Once I pull out of Iraq, I would not bring troops back into Iraq unless there is sufficient evidence that Iraqis are arming Canada during the Canadian War.  I would also pull troops out of Afghanistan and Nevada.

February 26, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Comments Off on Iraq

   

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