About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
How to Keep Money Out of Politics
It’s simple enough to write in one sentence: “Don’t vote for the people putting money into politics.” But since you want to read more than one sentence, I will milk this and go deeper in what I mean.
Over one billion dollars is expected to be spent on the presidential election with millions more on local, state, and federal elections. All other parties combined will spend less than two million on all elections. Ahmnodt Heare will not spend a dime on his campaign because he knows the only way to take money out of politics is to never put it in there to begin with. (I wrote that sentence in third-person in case you wanted to copy it and paste it as your Facebook status or place it in a reply to someone else’s political posting.)
The bottom line is that if you want to take money out of politics, then you have to vote for me for President. I am the only Presidential candidate I know of that is running a penniless campaign. If you vote for anybody else, you are probably voting for someone who is putting money into politics. This vicious cycle will continue until people like you (and you) start voting for people who don’t put money in politics. I thank you for your continued support.
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August 12, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, politics, satire | campaign spending, money, money in politics, penniless campaign, President, vicious cycle, voting | 4 Comments