Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Assessment and Execution

Below are the goals I had set in January for the campaign for 2010.  I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.

  1. Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. 1,000,000  results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 17,600)
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
  4. At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  6. At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
  7. One scandal involving a multitude of women.  (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)

So far I am not near accomplishing any of these goals.  I couldn’t accomplish goal #7 even after hosting an “Orgies for Abstinence” event a few weeks ago.  This is not to say that the campaign is not growing; it’s not growing as fast as I like.  I take full responsibility for the parts that are my fault.  Like not following my 2009 map strategy.

I have already made some plans.  I will head up to Wyoming, Montana, and the Dakotas for a week following BlancaFest.  I drive through Delaware several times a year traveling between here and Washington, DC.  I can stop in Vermont and Rhode Island the next time I go up to Boston.  I already have campaigned in Washington DC and will do so in the future.  I fee confident I can win there as Washingtonians will want to elect one of them (I was born and raised in Washington DC).

This leaves me to Alaska.  It’s not on the way to anything and population centers are hundreds of miles apart.  And now that Sarah Palin is doing her thingie in the lower 48, it is harder to find an excuse to go to Alaska (besides going to Wasilla to see Russia.)

I have a lot to do between now and the Presidential election.  There are only 923 days left until the Election to get everything done and get the exposure my campaign needs.


April 28, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, politics, satire, Washington | , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Promotion Snafu

The Ahmnodt Heare for President Campaign hosted a concert on Saturday for people 14-18 years of age.  The purpose of the concert was to give Ahmnodt Heare name recognition for the 2012 campaign.  Everything that could go wrong managed to get wrong. 

The headliner was “Hanna Idaho”.  The campaign thought that she was Hannah Montana, the singer.  Hannah Idaho is a porn star.  Ahmnodt Heare received a political black eye when Hanna Idaho performed on stage what she is best known for doing. 

The campaign is currently being investigated for allowing minors to watch a sexual act.  The candidate had no knowledge of the concert or of obtaining either Hannah Idaho or Hannah Montana for any campaign promotion.  Ahmnodt Heare would like to thank his volunteers and staff for getting a crowd for his campaign, but strongly urges diligence in researching performers.

October 27, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, politics, satire, scandal, speech | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Promotion Snafu

If at First You Don’t Succeed

Try, try, again.

I have decide to have a show tonight. There were a ton of issues (both technical and personal) that made hosting a show last night impossible.

“Ahmnodt 4 President” Radio Show TONIGHT 10:00PM Eastern – 7:00PM Pacific

June Goals

Independent Write-In Candidate Ahmnodt Heare will discuss his goals for the month of June as well as review May goals. Also to be discussed: His upcoming campaign through Montana, South Dakota, Washington State, and Puerto Rico.

Listen to Vortex of Freedom on internet talk radio

Call-in Number: (347) 945-7487

May 26, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on If at First You Don’t Succeed

Show Postponed Until 11:30 Eastern

I will be reviewing my May Goals and setting new goals for June.  Details my my campaign trip through South Dakota, Montana, Washington State, and Puerto Rico will be discussed.

May 25, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, satire | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Campaign Stops Next Weekend

Tuesday – 5/27 AFSCME Huron, SD 11:00AM

Wednesday – 5/28 Lake Elmo State Park, Billings Montana 5:00PM

Thursday – 5/29 Helena, MT Bert and Ernie’s Dining Saloon, Helena, MT 11:00AM

Thursday -5/29 Seattle, WA City Centre 7PM

Friday 5/30 San Juan, PR The Medusa 11PM

May 22, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Platform, satire | , , , , | 1 Comment

Nothing in Oregon Either

I didn’t receive any delegates in Kentucky or Oregon tonight.  There’s still Montana, South Dakota, and Puerto Rico.  The campaign and the numbers have been stagnant since the infamous brownie incident in Louisville.

Campaigning will resume tomorrow.  I will head up to Virginia and campaign for the General Election.  I might hit Tennessee  by Knoxville late tomorrow afternoon before heading home.

May 20, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues | , , , , , | Comments Off on Nothing in Oregon Either


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