Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Herman Cain Will Be Missed

Why am I going to miss Herman Cain if he is one of the candidates running against me?  I will miss him because the more opponents who are pretty much the same running, the better it is for my campaign.  With one fewer pro-Cinemafia candidate running, the pro-Cinemafia will have fewer choices, which will give more votes to the other candidates.

If pizza was to suddenly become a hot-button political issue, then Herman Cain suspending his campaign would be a big boost as I am the other candidate who loves pizza enough to eat it without utensils.

The Iowa Caucuses are one month from today.  If you live in Iowa and want to spread the word, this week will be a good week to picket movie theaters and spread the word on how I plan to make entertainment more affordable.  If you rather do something during the day, you can stand in front of a hospital and give out apples whilst discussing my “Apple-a-Day” health care plan.

I’ll be doing my usual debate thing tonight.  My comments will be on Facebook and Twitter.  If you have any questions to ask me during the debate, feel free to tweet @AhmnodtHeare or use the #ahmnodt hashtag.  The debate is hosted by former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee and will start at 8:00PM EST on FoxNews.


December 3, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, health care, humor, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The CineMafia is Falling!

Francis Ford Coppola is shaking in his boots.  He realizes that Americans are sick and tired for paying outrageous prices for movie tickets and the price gouging that takes place at concession stands.  Americans are avoiding movie theaters by the millions and some movie studios are in danger of closing.

While Mr. Coppola understands the battle we are giving the CineMafia, he offers the wrong solution.  It is the wrong solution because it does nothing to make entertainment prices more affordable.  My solution is in the video below:

With your continued help and support, the CineMafia will soon be a thing of the past.  The light is at the end of the tunnel.

October 12, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, commentary, entertainment, humor, Platform, satire | , , , | 2 Comments


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