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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The Nanny State and Dead Birds
Two different subjects in one post
The Nanny State: It seems that we are becoming a nanny state. This concerns me greatly. A few of my friends growing up had nannies and they scared me. They were nice people, but the way they dressed scared me and I hope America doesn’t go down this road.
Is this how you want your future to end up? Me neither!
Dead Birds:
There have been a rash of birds dying in recent weeks. A convocation of Eagles died last weekend in Philadelphia last Sunday. There were two more dead bird sightings today. An unkindness of Ravens were found dead in downtown Pittsburgh. A cast of Falcons got dirty and died in Atlanta tonight. Things are not looking good for a flock of Seahawks flying around a Bear den in Chicago.
We need laws to protect birds. We do not need laws to protect stupid people.
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January 15, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, editorial, humor, postaday2011, satire | Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, dead birds, mumu, nanny state, Philadelphia Eagles, Seattle Seahawks | 2 Comments