Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Ahmnodt Running in 2012

I have decided to run for President of the United States in 2012.  I have learned from my mistakes in the 2008 campaign and I have already started to fix the problems.  I hereby challenge President-elect Obama and whomever the Republicans can muster to a debate.  I would also like to invite Ralph Nader, Alan Keyes, and Buckles the Clown to the debate.  I am not inviting Buckles because he is a great debater, but because I have never lost a debate to him.

Another difference between 2008 and 2012 is that I will hold a contest for the vice-president position.  Due to Constitutional requirements, Canadians are not eligible at this time.

I would like to thank the seven people who voted for me.  This campaign will do much better in 2012!

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November 5, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, election, issues, Obama, Platform, politics, write-in | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Latest Polling Data

The latest is a state-by-state update:

AL – McCain 35 Heare 32 Obama 32

AK – McCain 57 Obama 40 Heare 1

AR – Heare 47 McCain 32 Obama 20

AZ – McCain 45 Heare 43 Obama 8

CA – Obama 57 McCain 23 Heare 10

CT – Obama 62 Heare 20 McCain 12

CO – Heare 75 McCain 14 Obama 11

DC – Obama 92 Heare 7 McCain 1

DE – Obama 53 Heare 47 McCain 10

FL – Heare 40 McCain 30 Obama 28

GA – Obama 34 McCain 33 Heare 33

HI – Obama 61 Heare 30 McCain 10

IA – Obama 47 McCain 43 Heare 9

ID – Heare 47 McCain 27 Obama 20

IN – Heare 50 Obama 25 McCain 24

KS – McCain 80 Obama 20 Heare 20

KY – Heare 100

LA – McCain 43 Heare 40 Obama 18

MA – Obama 59 Heare 40 McCain 2 Barr 2

MD – Obama 49 McCain 43 Heare 11

ME – Heare 48 Obama 42 McCain 14

MI – Heare 55 Obama 30 McCain 15

MN – Obama 51 McCain 47 Heare 20

MO – McCain 35 Heare 34 Obama 34

MS – McCain 58 Obama 30 Heare 12

MT – Heare 75 McCain 21 Obama 23

NC – Heare 60 Obama 20 McCain 18

ND – McCain 38 Obama 37 Heare 35

NE – McCain 43 Heare 42 Obama 25

NH – Heare 58 Obama 42 McCain 7

NJ – Obama 59 Heare 50 McCain (-9)

NM –  Obama 47 McCain 46 Heare 7

NV – Heare 70 Obama 25 McCain 10

NY – Obama 59 McCain 49 Heare (-8)

OH – McCain 40 Obama 40 Heare 20

OK – McCain 56 Obama 44 (Heare is not allowed to be on the ballot in OK due to OK laws)

OR – Heare 95 Obama 4 McCain 2

PA – Obama 47 McCain 46 Heare 9

RI – Obama 58 McCain 30 Heare 10

SC – McCain 60 Obama 20 Heare 18

SD – Heare 34 Obama 33 McCain 33

TN – McCain 34 Obama 29 Heare 28 Nader 20

TX – McCain 49 Heare 40 Ovbama 32

UT – McCain 101

VA – Obama 40 Heare 30 McCain 29

VT – Obama 60 Heare 39 McCain 3

WA – Obama 45 McCain 30 Heare 30

WI – Obama 41 McCain 39 Heare 31

WV – Heare 91 McCain 20 Obama (-11)

WY – McCain 75 Obama 11 Heare 11 Baldwin 11

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Canada – Heare 78 Obama 21 McCain 3

United Kingdom – heare 62 Obama 38 McCain 1

China –  McCain 51 Bush 49

Margin of Error +/- 50%

NOTE:  Not all numbers equal 100 due to rounding and/or bad arithmetic.

November 1, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, Obama, politics, Poll, Republicans, satire, write-in | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Another Debate

There is yet another debate that I have not been invited to.  It will be held Sunday at Columbia University.  It will be on C-Span from 8-10PM Eastern.   I will try to live-blog, but I am giving a speech at a $5/plate dinner at Cici’s and may not get home in time.

October 16, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, Democrats, election, issues, Obama, Platform, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Another Debate

Rough Week – But I’m Still Running for President

“Ahmnodt 4 President” Radio Show Sunday

10:00PM Eastern – 9:00PM Central


Rising Above the Ashes

I may have had a rough week, but I am not throwing in the

towel. I will share some of the wisdom I learned from the drunk

homeless guy.

June 7, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Rough Week – But I’m Still Running for President

Presidential Poll

Who is the Best Candidate for President?
1) Hillary Clinton (D)
2) Barack Obama (D)
3) Ahmnodt Heare (I)
4) John McCain (R)
5) Ralph Nader (I)View ResultsMake your own poll

March 20, 2008 Posted by | campaign, Poll | , , , , | Comments Off on Presidential Poll

Poll Results

Poll Results from 2/29 – 3/1/2008

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