Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

2012 NFL Season – Week 13

Last Week:9-6-1 (.594) Best Bets: 2-1 (.667)
Season to Date: 82-92-2 (.472) Best Bets: 19-16-1 (.542)

Hard to believe, but I haven’t had a losing week since Week 6.  Maybe I know a few things about football after all.  It’s too bad that my picks for the first six week was like watching a porno flick with Nancy Pelosi having a threesome with John Boehner and Pat Buchanan.

I apologize for the imagery above.  I hope you weren’t eating.  I won’t do that again without ample warning.

 

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
11/29 8:25 ET At Atlanta -3.5 New Orleans
12/2 1:00 ET At Chicago -3 Seattle
12/2 1:00 ET At Green Bay -8 Minnesota
12/2 1:00 ET San Francisco -7.5 At St. Louis
12/2 1:00 ET At NY Jets -5 Arizona
12/2 1:00 ET Carolina -3 At Kansas City
12/2 1:00 ET At Detroit -6 Indianapolis
12/2 1:00 ET At Buffalo -6 Jacksonville
12/2 1:00 ET New England -7.5 At Miami
12/2 1:00 ET Houston -6.5 At Tennessee
12/2 4:05 ET At Denver -7.5 Tampa Bay
12/2 4:25 ET At Baltimore -8 Pittsburgh
12/2 4:25 ET Cleveland -2.5 At Oakland
12/2 4:25 ET Cincinnati -1 At San Diego
12/2 8:30 ET At Dallas -10.5 Philadelphia

 

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

12/3 8:40 ET NY Giants -3 At Washington
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December 1, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, NFL Picks, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on 2012 NFL Season – Week 13

A Sign The Campaign is Working

I should have noticed this earlier, but when I am mulling over my search results for the blog, I notice that somebody is searching for “Ahmnodt Heare.”  My name is not a common name shared with other people.  There isn’t an Ahmnodt Heare the actor, Ahmnodt Heare the podiatrist, or any Ahmnodt Heare, the 20th century ax-murderer.  my research shows that I am the only Ahmnodt Heare in the world.

What makes today different is that so far, eight people have found this site specifically looking for “Ahmnodt Heare” and not from searching for naked pictures of Nancy Pelosi or for Jeffery Dahmer’s recipes.  (You won’t find those here, and if those search terms brought you to this site, I apologize.)

Three people found the site from using WordPress’s tag search.  Two people found the site by typing, “usa ahmnodt heare.”  Two more found it from typing, “wikipedia ahmnodt heare.”  One person found the site the old fashion way:  Just typing, “Ahmnodt Heare.”

I like to thank everybody for stopping by and reading the blog.  A special thanks goes out for those who have spreading the word about my campaign.

April 5, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Beware of These People!

There are two types of people I am concerned about:  those who threaten the American way of life and those who are undermining my campaign.

These people below are threatening American entertainment and must be stopped!

Anne Murray, Celine Dion, and William Shatter are Canadian spies whose mission is to undermine the American entertainment industry and tamper with America’s last remaining significant export.

Those listed above have either stolen my campaign ideas in their campaigns or have covertly undermined my 2008 and 2012 campaigns. (Except Neil Patrick Harris, he was added because I think he’s a tad odd.)

December 12, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, editorial, election, entertainment, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Riding the Gravy Train

One of the prices one pays as one becomes more popular is that some people want to ride one’s coattails.  One of the worst coattail riders is spammers.  These people will plug any product anywhere without knowledge of the topic and without consent of the blogger.

I would like to thank WordPress for having a Spam filter that gets most of the spam before it gets posted.  Some of the spam that gets filtered include “Viagra for Kids” and “Nancy Pelosi Nude!” pictures.

I understand that people want to start a business but they don’t have money for advertising.  I am an understanding person.  I will allow spam under the following provisions:

  • It must be topical – Don’t plug your brothel if I am talking about child care.  Plugging your brothel is acceptable only when I blog about a topic related to brothels and you provide me with round-trip transportation to and your brothel so I can sample for quality assurance for my readers.
  • It must be legal – I do not want to get in trouble for something I did not post.  If I do get in trouble, I will find you and make you listen to “Little River Band” 24/7 until you crack.
  • If possible, I would like a free sample (providing it is legal).

I hope we can work together on this.  And although I do not require it, it would be nice if you endorse me for president on your website.

October 16, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, endorsement, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Ahmnodt Approved by All

A recent poll shows that Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare is enjoying a 100% approval rating.  That is higher than Nancy Pelosi’s.  The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign would like to thank everybody for their approval.

February 15, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, politics, Poll | , , , | 5 Comments

   

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