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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I am Confused
The National Institute of Health (NIH) wants to spend $2.6 million dollars to teach Chinese prostitutes how to drink. Maybe I am wrong, but I never thought that drinking was a prostitute’s primary job. I am wondering how the NIH knows that Chinese prostitutes have a drinking problem. They are also spending $400,000 to study the effects beer has on gay men in Argentina.
The only reason why I can see why the NIH is spending $3 million on the effects of alcohol on foreigners is labor costs. Prostitutes in America are expensive. I would guess that a gay American man would cost a lot of money also.
I sense a pattern. The NIH wants to study deviant sexual behavior abroad because they don’t want to get caught at home. There will probably study the effects that “Shirley Temples” have on pedophiles in Brussells.
If I am elected president, I will not allow a dime to be spent on deviant behavior of foreigners. That money would be better spent at home.
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May 13, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, editorial, satire | alcohol, Argentina, beer, drinking, gay, men, National Institutes of Health, NIH, prostitutes | Comments Off on I am Confused