Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Bah Hamburg!

For those people unfamiliar with Hamburg, NJ, it is a small town approximately 10 miles south of the New York/New Jersey border in the western part of New Jersey – near where I currently live.

My slogan, “Bah Hamburg” is a finalist for Hamburg’s contest to get people to shop in Hamburg.  Slogans should be short and attention getting.  One of the slogans I am up against is, “Hamburg – the Pulse of Sussex County!”  That slogan is both long and incorrect.  There are two other finalists, but I haven’t heard their slogans through the grapevine today.

If you happen to be in the small village of Hamburg, NJ this week, shop the stores and tell the store clerks, “Bah Hamburg!”

November 10, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Bus Tour

I had decided at the last moment to take a trip to Oneonta, NY today.  Instead of driving, I decided to take a bus.  The bus I am taking has internet access so I can keep in touch with my supporters throughout the trip.  I am currently in South Hackensack, NJ.  It doesn’t seem to be the type of pl,ace with expensive and luxurious houses.  It probably explains why Billy Joel moved out.

September 21, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Ahmnodt the Fiscal Conservative

If you want to vote for a true fiscal conservative, candidate Ahmnodt Heare has McCain and Obama beat.

Projected Spending for campaigns for October, 2008:

Obama: $110,000,000
McCain: $70,000,000
Heare: $.30

I didn’t want to spend the 30 cents, but I needed a couple of posters for tonight’s Meet-and-Greet in Vernon, NJ. My campaign is run solely on word-of-mouth campaigning and volunteer enthusiasm.

In these tough economic times, it’s just not right to ask people to part with their hard-earned money to spend on a political campaign.  I believe that people should use their money for what they want to:  entertainment, booze, and (starting on November 1), discounted Halloween candy.

If you want to live in a lifetime of perpetual debt, then feel free to vote for John Obama or Barack McCain.  If you want to quit sending money to Washington, vote for the candidate who will quit spending it:  Ahmnodt Heare.

October 23, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debt, Democrats, economy, election, issues, Obama, Platform, Republicans, satire, speech | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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